Uptooearly4
25 Naples, United States
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My self-summary
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Let's talk about something silly then something serious. Instead of where is Waldo, we should ask why is waldo? Then we discuss the merits of America's melting pot culture.

On a weight loss journey, nearly 30 lbs down already. Catch me before I become too confident for my own good.

My life is dope and I do dope shit. -Kanye
What I’m doing with my life
IT nerd, but it pays the bills and then some. Using my career to travel and experience living different places.

Also, I'm batman.
I’m really good at
I am a a master of the culinary arts using only a George Foreman and a rice cooker. I can fix anything using duct tape and wd40.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I've been noticed, my mission has failed and many people are in danger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a Netflix junkie and I will burn through entire series in like 3 days then be sad when its over.

Vikings is coming back soon!

Music- Rock/Metal/80s/Reaggae/whatever Deltron3030 is... Send me music suggestions.I go to live concerts whenever I can.
The six things I could never do without
Magical pocket device with access to humanity's knowledge

Motorized freedom contraption

Fully stocked cooking room

Star-centric planetary system

Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you are fat enough to need to buy 2 tickets for an airplane, can you also ride in the car pool lane by yourself?

Are the girl scouts selling Samoas yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Tuesday night is my night off.

At the bar with my friends playing trivia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am too cool to admit to anything embarrassing here. >.>
You should message me if
You want to usurp my patriarchal right to opening conversation, therefore upsetting traditional gender roles.
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