Uranus8
23 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
I have 7 felonies. 3 non-violent. I really don't care about anything other than my collection of used condoms. Not all are used by me.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to knock someone up, settle down and live off of welfare.
I’m really good at
Eating ass, getting myself off (my record is 3 seconds), I'm good at getting fired from jobs, and making easymac. Seriously, my mom says I make the best she's ever had.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hot throbbing erection that won't fucking go away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
playboy
The six things I could never do without
drugs, guns, oral sex, oreos, glee, and fritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
eating ass
On a typical Friday night I am
whittling
You should message me if
You want to. Or add me on Facebook cuz I would love to jerk it to your bikini pics. Facebook.com/autistic.iain
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