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My self-summary
Wow, not too much to say. I a typical Gamer Geek big into Warhammer 40K. I'm silly with a twisted sense of humor. Yes, I laugh at the off-color jokes that we all know we shouldn't. The more offensive the better. Life's too short to take everything so serious.

I am Creative, Nostalgic, and Humorous

Well, I should say I'm also looking for something more committed and not just a hook-up. Sure, "getting some" would be nice, but there needs to be more than that, like having some similar interests to converse about.

Though on an online forum recently I was told, "You have a convoluted, and somewhat bizarre thought process." All things considered, I won't argue with that. In my "about me" section all it says is, "More jaded and cynical than the average room full of people." I think that was a line from a Rollins spoken word performance I saw years ago.

I have a major fetish for womens' clothing and crossdressing and like to get dressed up as often as possible, and sometimes even go out dressed if it is appropriate, like to shows and occasionally to LaCage. I have a vast collection of clothes and almost 50 pairs of shoes. That said I absolutely LOVE high heels, the higher the better, and luckily I have what seems to be the most common shoes size of 8.5/9. Though I have certain styles I prefer, and others I can't stand. I started dressing while in high school and still do so today; though my taste in outfits is better now. I just find most girly clothes to be so cute, and dressing is fun. I wear a size 0 juniors, and have a girls size 10 skirt I fit in. Sometimes I do think about just giving it up, but now it's so much a part of who I am I find it difficult to do so. Just being honest.

Added that last part to get it up to 1000 words. Rambling done...
What I’m doing with my life
Going through the motions in life. Get up, go to work, etc... At least I have a good job with fully paid health insurance.

Also volunteer at Brew City Bruisers Roller Derby bouts.
I’m really good at
I'm good at painting miniatures, organizing things (Place for everything and everything in it's place), and good with numbers. Selling stuff on eBay. And walking in high heels. Lulz.
The first things people usually notice about me
You know, I've never been told what people notice about me, as I'm kind of shy.

Actually, my legs when I'm in drag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I never learned to read. Just kidding: I like True Crime style books, The Encylopedia of Bad Taste, The Encyclopedia of American Scandal, Why We Suck by Denis Leary, Intron Depot 3

Movies: The Die Hard Series (4 is my fave and I don't care what anyone says), The Kevin Smith Movies, Anchorman, Goodfellas, Hobo with a Shotgun, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Infra-Man, Kick Ass, Leon: The Professional, Otaku No Video, Robocop, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Sucker Punch, True Romance, Very Bad Things, Wasabi, just about anything with Ellen Page.

Music: 80's One Hit Wonders, Alice in Videoland, Crystal Method, Electric Light Orchestra, Juno Reactor, Leftfield, Scooter,.

Food: Pretty bland, actually. Lots of turkey, chicken, or steak. And soup. Not much for trying new things.
Six things I could never do without
1). Family and Friends, 2). Trainwreck TV-DATELINE'S TO CATCH A PREDATOR episodes are the greatest shows to ever air. Where else can you see peoples' lives ruined from the comfort of your own living room on National TV? And it's all REAL, and all the persons own fault!? o_O, Trainwreck TV is the shit! 3). 80's pop music 4). High Heels, the higher the better 5). The Internets 6). My sugar daddy (No really, I have one), Lulz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to paint my models, and hoping the economy will improve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Painting miniatures with Friends, watching TV/Movies, or playing with our puppy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll be honest and say I've never had a girlfriend, thus the reason I like to dress up. I like to wear the kinds of things my girlfriend would wear if I had one. This is my conundrum. I dress because I like the way the stuff looks and I've never had anyone to wear these kinds of things for me, but I feel it will be difficult to get a girl to be interested in me because I dress up.
You should message me if
You aren't an asshole. Just kidding. If you're a gamer too, and have a twisted sense of humor. Or if you find anything I say to be even remotely interesting. If you have questions for me, I'll answer. Just ask. Or if you're a girl who likes a guy who dresses up so we can go shopping.
The two of us