38 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kinky, witty, and more than slightly intelligent. My sense of humor runs the gamut from goofy to sardonic to just plain dark. I live in (on?) Union Hill in Richmond (nestled between Church Hill and Shockoe Bottom). I'm originally from that wretched hive of scum and villainy known as DC. The bulk of my family and close friends remain there, so I try to visit whenever I can.

I am a feminist, and I'm turned off by people who think that's a bad thing. It's particularly distressing when a woman thinks it's bad to be a feminist. Equal rights are pretty important, regardless of orientation, ethnicity, nationality, gender, or income level.

You may have figured out I'm liberal. I tend to use the term "pragmatic progressive" because I have my ideals, but I remember to take reality into account.

I'm touchy-feely and I give amazing hugs. For real, you just might have a religious experience. That reminds me, I'm not religious. I'm agnostic because I recognize I don't know everything that exists in the universe and because I've had some interesting experiences that I'll be happy to tell you about some day. However, I know too much about most religious traditions to take them seriously.

I also have honest-to-goodness superpowers (sometimes).
What I’m doing with my life
Learning C# at the moment.
I’m really good at
Taking control, particularly in a crisis. Reading people. Understanding complex concepts and helping others to understand them. Thinking, possibly too much. I would like to think I'm pretty decent at writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they finally have a chance to have a Black Friend™.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite genres are science fiction/fantasy/supernatural, anime, mystery, and suspense/thriller but I love anything with a good story and compelling characters.

I was raised to appreciate all music, so I listen to nearly every genre, depending on my mood (even some country). I mostly have soundtracks on rotation.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, I love food. Italian, sushi, Asian noodle dishes, and good, old-fashioned comfort food such as meatloaf and casseroles make me a happy man. I'm a bit particular about burgers, pizza, and cheesesteaks. Fish is very welcome on my plate. Eggs are everything. Seriously, I will eat just about anything made with eggs, and I am an avid fan of all-day breakfast. Chocolate and bacon are perhaps the only solid evidence in support of the existence of a loving god.
The six things I could never do without
Delicious things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The horrifying reality that Donald Trump might be our next president.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, but I can easily rearrange my schedule, given the right motivation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had childhood crushes on Gadget from "Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers" and Ms. Frizzle from "The Magic Schoolbus."
You should message me if
You were reading this and saw that our combined awesomeness would frighten the gods themselves! (If they existed.)