UrsaMajour
38 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kinky (dom), witty, and more than slightly intelligent. I have a great sense of humor that runs the gamut from goofy to sardonic to just plain dark. I currently live in (on?) Union Hill in Richmond, but I'm originally from that wretched hive of scum and villainy known as DC.

I think of myself as a feminist (yes, even though I'm a dom) and I'm turned off by people who think that's a negative. It's particularly distressing when a woman thinks it's bad to be a feminist. Equal rights are pretty important, regardless of orientation, ethnicity, nationality, gender, or income level. You may have figured out I'm liberal. I tend to use the term "pragmatic progressive" because I have my ideals, but I remember to take reality into account.

I'm touchy-feely and I give amazing hugs. For real, you just might have a religious experience. That reminds me, I'm not religious. I'm agnostic because I recognize I don't know everything that exists in the universe and because I've had some interesting experiences that I'll be happy to tell you about some day. However, I know too much about most religious traditions to take them seriously.

I write for fun and profit and I drive for Uber. I also have honest-to-goodness superpowers (sometimes).
What I’m doing with my life
Writing boring stuff to pay bills and interesting stuff to hopefully do way more than pay bills. The interesting stuff is mostly science fiction with elements of other genres blended throughout. It would be most agreeable if you also find that sort of thing interesting. In any event, if you feel disdain towards reading, we are so not compatible, we're practically different species.
I’m really good at
Taking control, particularly in a crisis. Reading people. Understanding complex concepts and helping others to understand them. Thinking, possibly too much. I would like to think I'm pretty decent at writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they finally have a chance to have a Black Friend™.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite genres are science fiction/fantasy/supernatural, anime, mystery, and suspense/thriller but I love anything with a good story and compelling characters. The lists are long, so I'm just going to go with a few of the more recent I've experienced and liked in each category.

Books:
- The Lies of Locke Lamora
- Foundation
- Skin Game (The Dresden Files #15)
- The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.

Movies:
- Deadpool
- Star Wars: the Force Awakens (I was so happy. You can't imagine.)
- The Babadook
- Nightcrawler

TV:
- The Expanse
- Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Agent Carter, Daredevil, and Jessica Jones
- Supergirl
- The Flash
- South Park, Daily Show, Nightly Show on Comedy Central
- The Venture Brothers and Rick and Morty
- The Walking Dead and Into the Badlands on AMC

Games:
- Valiant Hearts: The Great War
- Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited
- Halo: Guardians
- Fallout

Anime:
- Sakurako's Bones
- Bakemonogatari
- Sword Art Online
- Gintama

Breaking my own rule with these last two categories. Sue me.

Music: I love nearly everything but mostly listen to movie and game soundtracks, classical, classic rock, and EDM.

Food: Italian, sushi, (real) ramen and other Asian noodle dishes, Elevation Burger, Five Guys Famous Burgers & Fries, Ray's The Third cheese steaks, double-sauced meatloaf, mashed potatoes. Eggs. Seriously, I will eat just about anything made with eggs. The same goes for chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Creativity
Fun
Kink
Romance
Delicious things
You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh, you know, bear stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, going out, and/or spanking a deserving bottom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had childhood crushes on Gadget from "Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers" and Ms. Frizzle from "The Magic Schoolbus."
You should message me if
You were reading this and saw that our combined awesomeness would frighten the gods themselves! (If they existed.)
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