I like rat kings, conspiracy theories, plague doctors, and recordings of sad 911 calls. And there's something terribly sad and banal about that.
I'm also an ordained priest through the Church of the Latter Day Dude, as well as an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church.
Legit crying after watching the Warcraft movie trailer just now
Chewing the skin off my fingertips
Eating onions like apples
Enforcing the patriarchy and quashing feminism
Words With Friends
Growing beards and making mead
Watching LiveLeak snuff videos while eating food
Wikipediaing serial killers at 3:04 in the morning
Bowling, driving around, the occasional acid flashback
I sure as hell wouldn't mind if every single copy of The Catcher in the Rye was burned.
Bone by Jeff Smith<3
The Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, In Bruges, This Is England, Killing Zoe, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Caligula, Vile, Les Intouchables, A Serbian Film, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Fargo, Balto, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Four Lions, Teeth, Club Dread, The Real Macaw, Fly Away Home, Perfume: the Story of a Murderer, Chicken Run, Bronson, Antz, Would You Rather
Black Books, Vikings, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Inbetweeners UK, The IT Crowd, Spy, 1000 Ways to Die, The Monkees, Wishbone, Misfits, Metalocalypse, Dual Survival, Criminal Minds, Peep Show, Testees, An Idiot Abroad, The Office
Lil' Dicky, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Carach Angren, Wardruna, Coldworld, Pendulum, Dethklok, Eluveitie, Glitch Mob, Amon Amarth, Svartsot, RiFF RaFF THE TRUE BASED GOD, K-391, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, The Mamas and The Papas, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Neon Indian, Cosmo Jarvis, Lemon Jelly, Brothertiger, Washed Out, The Flashbulb, Talk Talk, Ratatat, STS9, Rob Zombie, pre-High End of Low Marilyn Manson, Shpongle, Iggy Pop, Baths, The Knife, Urban Cone, Rebecca and Fiona, The Antlers
Whom the Moon a Nightsong Sings
Milksteak boiled over hard with a side of raw jelly beans
I can cook pretty well in general, actually.
Taking my narsty socks off at the end of the day
You can introduce me to a serial killer that I don't already know about.
Tao Lin and The Catcher in the Rye are automatic dealbreakers. Don't even bother messaging if you enjoy them.
You wanna trade rare Pepes