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My self-summary
I'm Ben. INTJ. Chaotic Good. Philosophy student at Cambridge.
What I’m doing with my life
Aside from my degree, I'm writing a lot of fiction. At the moment mostly short film/theatre sketches, but I'm aiming to write a play over the summer. I've also resolved to become more politically active. Watch out, capitalism!
I’m really good at
Writing. To prove it, here's a theme song I wrote for the T.V. show "Teen Wolf". It's called "Teen Wolf (Theme From Teen Wolf)":

'Teen Wolf! Teen Wolf!
Is it a teen? Is it a wolf?
Is it a wolf? Is it a teen?
It's the craziest thing I've seen!

Ooooooh, Teen Wolf,
Yeaaaah, Teen Wolf,

Oh, It's probably a metaphor for adolescence,
Yeah, I bet he listens to a lot of Evanescence,
Hair's growin' all over the place,
Yeah, on his balls and on his face.

Ooooooh, Teen Wolf,
Yeaaaah, Teen Wolf,

*ukulele solo*

(spoken interlude)

"Hey, Teen Wolf! Tell us your catchphrase dude!"
"Please kill me. The life of a Teen Wolf is hell."
"Haha, you so crazy Teen Wolf!"

Ooooooh, Teen Wolf,
Yeaaaah, Teen Wolf,


Currently I'm working on a concept album about Teen Wolf. I've only thought up the song titles at the moment, which include "Not Another Teen Wolf", "Mean Wolf", "Body of a Wolf, Heart of a Teen", "Bean Wolf", "A Teen is a Wolf Your Heart Makes" and "Clean Wolf". I'm in talks with Justin Bieber's manager at the moment, but I'm playing hardball so it might be a while before we strike a deal.

I also once tried writing an epic fantasy novel to impress a fantasy fan I liked. It didn't work.

Procrastinating. Steam, Wikipedia, Sending tweets to Rupert Murdoch's account trying to seduce him now that he's single (luv ya Rupie Bear, xoxo) because of reasons.

There's too much pressure imposed by this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
Wears glasses, needs a haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Frankenstein, Norwegian Wood, The Corrections, Wuthering Heights, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Films: The Royal Tenenbaums, Jurassic Park, Chungking Express, Toy Story 3, Adaptation

T.V.: Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Teen Wolf

Music: Pixies, Radiohead, Lisa Hannigan, Led Zeppelin, LCD Soundsystem

And many, many more.

Food: I cook most days. The best things I can make are probably lasagne, risotto, jambalaya, Vietnamese chicken with orange and ginger (and a few other Southeast Asian recipes) and a decent roast dinner. I used to be a vegetarian, so I can cook veggie stuff pretty well too.

I also enjoy top 5 lists.
Six things I could never do without
Cinema, storytelling, lasagne, Oscar Wilde, Teen Wolf, something to look forward to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Teen Wolf.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching U.S. T.V. comedies at home, with friends at the pub or dancing atrociously in a vaguely tasteless yet fantastic Hawaii-themed club. It has lights shaped like puffer fish hanging above the bar. I think they might even be real puffer fish, I'm not sure. Everything I know about the taxidermy of sea-creatures I learned from a scene in the Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

UPDATE: The puffer fish are real.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen Teen Wolf.
You should message me if
You're not (too) evil.
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