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My self-summary
"...anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
Queen Elizabeth

Glad I got your attention!

My name is Ed. Just a midwestern guy living in California with stars in my eyes.

Friends and loved ones would describe me as:

-Selfless: I like seeing people happy. That's an understatement: it brings me pure JOY to making / seeing people happy. If I can do it, I'll go out of my way for friends, family, and things that are important to me.

-Insightful: I often have friends coming to me for advice; even people who are much older than I. I've been around the block a few times and with all of my experience I offer a pretty unique perspective that a lot of my friends could never comprehend. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some dude writing fortunes for fortune cookies. I don't have it all figured out. But I think that we can ALL learn from one another.

-Witty/Sarcastic/Funny/other variations of hilarious without being a dick about it: I usually follow most sentences with a funny quip or sarcastic remark. Being the youngest sibling, the easiest way for me to get attention was to be funny. So the class clown in me was born. I think it's tremendously important to try and find the humor in some of the worst things in life. It's one of the many ways we can put shit behind us and move forward :)

What I’m doing with my life
-By day I work at a software's something I do to pay the bills.
When I'm not there, I'm at the gym or prepping food. Maintaining a healthy lifestyle is important to me.

-I also DJ house music part time. You can usually find me dropping the beat at your local underground rave or the new Deep House Yoga.

-In my spare time, I'm teaching myself how to code and would like to one day work remotely so I can travel the world.
I’m really good at
Listening and giving well thought out advice
I know when to be quiet and appreciate silence
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oryx and Crake
Mad Adam
Love in the Time of Cholera
The Great Gatsby
Farewell to Arms

Grand Budapest Hotel
Lost in Translation
Star Wars Series
Annie Hall
Matrix Series
The Godfather

Game of Thrones
Mad Men
Start Trek The Next Generation
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Maceo Plex
The Beatles
Soul Button
Hot Since 82
Alex Flatner
Much much more :)

I'll eat anything but my diet is very paleo with the occasional mandatory brunch Mimosa.
The six things I could never do without
Berkeley Bowl
Trader Joe's
Nature(doing said things in nature)
Gym Membership
Social Circle / Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Midwestern values existing in California
When can I eat again
My next travel destination
Yoga handstands
On a typical Friday night I am
"I've never seen so many dead hookers in my entire life..."

Just kidding and making sure you're still with me...ok everyone breathe. It's going to be ok.

Usually I hit the gym after work and I'll cook dinner with a glass of wine. If I'm up for it, you might find me out at a music event.
You should message me if
If any of this made you smile..hit me up.
If any of this made you laugh out loud...hit me up now.