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My self-summary
My name is Bryan, I'm a life long Washington native. I'm easy going and funny, or so I'm told. When the situation calls for it, I can be serious and take charge to get things done. I may be a bit reserved in groups of people I don't know, but open up when I am with my friends.

I'm a big fan of good drink, good food and finding them in new places. I would love to find somebody to go explore the city with... be it kayaking, wine tastings, or randomly wandering.

I am funny, honest, and determined
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a large Redmond based software company... 10 points if you guess it. I'm not married to my work, but I do enjoy it and would love to advance my career there.

My hobbies outside of work are mostly gluttony, weightlifting, and motorcycle racing. I really enjoy good food and beer, and then spent about five days a week in the gym making up for it. I am hoping to compete in a powerlifting competition by the fall barring any injuries. The motorcycle racing is to ensure I don't save too much money...
I’m really good at
Getting a laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm either the most offensive man to walk the planet, or I have a well developed sense of sarcasm. I'm hoping you think the latter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Archer, Chappelle Show, South Park, The Daily Show, The Venture Brothers, The Universe, Top Gear(UK), Ugly Americans, Workaholics.

A Perfect Circle, The Bled, Blindside, Boy Sets Fire, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Citizen Cope, Dead Poetic, Finch, Finger Eleven, Poison The Well, Rage Against The Machine, Rise Against, The Bled, Thrice, Tool, Vendetta Red.

Good Thai, or Indian, or Italian, or Mexican, or Pho, or Ramen, or... you get the idea.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve... be it myself, or just the way I drive to work in the morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, having dinner and a few drinks; or recovering from the week, watching some Archer and Venture Brothers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm deadly ticklish.
You should message me if
... you are interested. I'm done 'rating' other people and won't respond to "we choose each other" notifications. Please send an actual message to get the ball rolling.
The two of us