Hi I'm VIRAL, just visiting the Human condition. It's a chore, but maybe there will be ice cream! (Or... Tofu? Movies at least, blast ye Sprawl-Mart!)
Why not start out my self-summary with a bit of my own scripture...
The 7 Godly Virtues:
Self-Preservation (The highest law)
Opportunism (Do it, or wish you had)
Doubt (Who says?)
Hedonism (Pleasure is an inalienable right)
Preparedness (Be ready for anything)
Humor (Seperates the haves from the have-nots)
Knowledge (There's plenty. Help yourself!)
"Laughter is a form of immortality, for laughter never truly dies." -- You can quote me on that.
I've had enough vicarious drama to seek a career writing Soaps. Fortunately, I hate Soaps, as well as Sitcoms where nobody gets laid. Drama is not welcome unless it belongs to someone we don't care about, in which case we need some Popcorn!
Author's note-- If you find out you don't like me, don't be a TW@ and deep six me, be a gentleman and say goodbye. I'm just sayin'...
Here are a few favorite bands: Aphalion, Cradle of Filth, Psyclon Nine, KoRn, Iron Maiden, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Mucc, Monster Magnet, Alanis Morisette, Therion, Alien Vampires, Rasputina, Tool, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Wolfsheim, Slipknot, Narcotic Self, Pain Factor, KMFDM, Shpongle, Blondie, Pat Benatar, and many more.