46 Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
Still working on this...sorry!
I am single, I have daughters, I work a lot, I'm funny, I cook, I clean, I love kids, I'm not a douchbag, I hate football, I love the beach, I love old movies, I lack an ego, I am real...anything else you wanna know just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my random sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
House of leaves, cabal, Rusalka, kiss the girls, the rise and decline of the roman empire...abridged, Gnostic Gospels, the necronomican, Winnie the pooh, curious George goes to Singapore, but never comes home. Ok...I made a couple of those up.
Looper, random harvest, diaboleque, the curious case of Benjamin Button, somewhere in time, star trek...JJ Abraham's version. Kingpin, Ted, warriors...yeah, I love movies.
Music is my drug of choice. My taste in music spans the globe and is as schizophrenic as Cybil. I'll just name off a few bands from different countries for fun.
Iceland: The conquistadors
Denmark: Nephew
Germany: The crimson ghosts
Sweden: soilwork
Russia: the trololo guy.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, oxygen, shelter, calendar with pictures of kittens, sock puppets.
Oh...was I supposed to say something like "walks on the beach" or "summer rain"...or um..."cake"? I don't get it...cuz air and wat...forget it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people in Utah county drive so much worse than other counties in Utah.
Why the Belgium waffle is always packed, but they won't update the carpet and 80's era decor. Have you seen that place? It's gross!
I think about acting my age, but then decide that's dumb...like sparkly vampires and Justin beeb...beib...bieber? However you spell it, he is awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like hanging out with my goofy friends and having a few drinks. I work really hard, but I make the best of my free time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly enjoy maroon 5.
You should message me if
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