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My self-summary
I'm dorky, random, and enjoy the little moments where I can make someone smile or laugh so hard; they pee a little. I love to brighten people's days. So, don't be skarrrad, hit me up.

I recently discovered I'm not fond of pleated pants.

Tesla, Di Vinci, Giger, Rob Sharub, Regan, Einstein, George Carlin, and Ghandi are my heroes.

It's almost impossible for me to clean without stand up comedy playing.

I have a niche for seeing the potential in people.

I'm very intuitive when I drink.

That being said; I'm come complete with a wide variety of interests and hobbies. If i'm not working; I am at home with my kid. I'm super active, love my family, and enjoying the philosophy of not taking life so seriously.

Note: fall backs are bluntness, dry wittiness, and will dance when out. <-- I have no shame.

Guess I'll mention that I love to sculpt, sketch, Travel, DIY projects, watching educational YouTube vids, Ted, psychology, watching movie trailers, goin on strolls, reading foxnews, playing pinball, BBQing, drinking a good single malt, enjoying the random hole-in-the-wall bars, and anything that isn't illegal really.
What I’m doing with my life
Digging around million dollar machines; and fixing them. It is truly like doing logic puzzles all day and I love it. spending time with my doodah(my daughter), and discovering our nations little treasures. Also, working out at Club Fitness; if you're interested in joinin me. I always enjoy a workout buddy.

Recently, I'm trying to decide what language I want to learn first. Either Dutch, German, Italian, or Gallic.
I’m really good at
Anything that I put my mind to...

Sculpting, Fixing stuff, Learning, Sounding like Chewbacca, Drinking Tequila, finding lost keys, physics theories, throwing knives and cards, watching random youtube videos reading, learning, cooking, cartooning/ sketching, being a dork, and making nachos. Being intuitive, finding deals, having no shame in my game. Finding your flaws and liking you for them.

Giving advice.
Being a smartass.
Making people laugh.
Finding solutions.

The first things people usually notice about me
My semi-awkward humor, eyes, or that I usually have a grin on my face. Also, that my profile doesn't do me justice. I'm more of a in-person type of individual.

I grow on ya.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big Bang Theory, shameless,Tucker max, Harry Potter, m. Night movies, alfred hitchcock, HR Giger, Bansky, art student work, muses, american history X, cabin in the woods, fight club, another earth, upside down, chronicle, hard candy, m. Night movies, lady in the water, documentories, porn, finding old photos, 30's-60's autos and bikes, beach cruisers,psychology, aliens, organization, Cool World, RBF, All metal, trip-hop , hip-hop, house, DnB, ska, classical, Atmosphere, and I don't feel like filling out everything....really, I'm a enigma of interests.... montigaine "we don't live for ourselves, but for the public" oh and kungfu panda

Phantom tollbooth
Six things I could never do without
My Doodah (daughter)
My Carbon (dog)
My childhood friends (Downs, Hobby, @ Magnus)
My totally messed up Family
My alone time ( hardly ever happens)
My Imagination (always in motion)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How silence can truly be golden sometimes.

New inventions

How I can make the world a better place

Art projects

How I can help my daughter be the best she can

And as I troll around on here; I'm astonished to see all these beautiful, intelligent, professional, witty women. And wonder... Why?

How the world works
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with daughter or doing something when I get the chance... I would ask about that. Lately, it's been DIY and just the local pub or finding a new dive bar/ hole-in-the wall, but the Myseum (yes, that is how it's spelled) is pretty damn cool too. If you have kids. Mine loves it there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want a peacock someday and I believe in the paranormal.
You should message me if
You wanna hit up a comedy club.

Don't wanna just chat on here and actually meet up to do something. I'm no creep and I wouldn't be talking to you if I thought you were a threat.

You wanna get into some nerd/ dorky conversations

You wanna workout battle buddy

You know how to move things with your mind

you're done giving a rat's ass about what others think.

You wanna eat my brains

You think I'm sexy, like Rod Stewart

You understand that we all fit in different ways. Or wanting to get out or hit up a park.

Or have an intelligent conversation

Or talk about any of the items mentioned in my profile

If you want objective, mildly bias advice.

And not superficial.
The two of us