If you want to know something about me that's not on my profile, ask. I'm a hopeless romantic trapped inside a douche. Figure that one out.
I go to work.
I pay bills.
In my free time I try to enjoy myself as much as possible; out exploring various things in the cities, watching a movie, or saving the known universe.
Movies: JACKIE CHAN IS THE BOMB.
Shows: Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, Roswell, Smallville, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad
Music: EDM, Death Cab, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Anything on KDWB, Fun., Motion City Soundtrack... pretty much anything.
Food: I have a black hole for a stomach.
2) Space Dust
3) The feeling you get when you eat the inside of an Oreo
4) Opposeable thumbs
5) My 1999 wiffle ball champs trophy
6) Retrograde amnesia
Not in this order...
Why dogs' noses are always wet.
Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge.
Or if people are really going to know what kind of person I am by what this profile says?
I certainly hope not.
On a more serious note, if someone dares me to do something 99% of the time I'll do it. No matter how dumb, pointless, or dangerous it is. As long as it's not fatal or against the law...
Oh, also I'm not as much of a douche or pretentious as I sound. I'm actually a really nice guy, but chances of you figuring that out are slim unless you actually talk/meet up with me.
Also, if you've realized that half of this profile is a joke and the other half is deadly serious... guess which is which.