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My self-summary
A lot of people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato.

If you want to know something about me that's not on my profile, ask. I'm a hopeless romantic trapped inside a douche. Figure that one out.
What I’m doing with my life
Punching every person I see wearing Crocs.

I go to work.
I pay bills.
In my free time I try to enjoy myself as much as possible; out exploring various things in the cities, watching a movie, or saving the known universe.
I’m really good at
Listening, procrastinating, fixing stuff... this is actually a pretty open question, so I'll stop here.
The first things people usually notice about me
People often tell me I look like a less muscular Taylor Lautner, so I guess that makes me Team Jacob.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Really anything, but I lean towards Sci-Fi/Fantasy.


Shows: Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, Roswell, Smallville, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad

Music: EDM, Death Cab, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Anything on KDWB, Fun., Motion City Soundtrack... pretty much anything.

Food: I have a black hole for a stomach.
The six things I could never do without
1) Naps
2) Space Dust
3) The feeling you get when you eat the inside of an Oreo
4) Opposeable thumbs
5) My 1999 wiffle ball champs trophy
6) Retrograde amnesia

Not in this order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do for a klondike bar.
Why dogs' noses are always wet.
Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge.

Or if people are really going to know what kind of person I am by what this profile says?

I certainly hope not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting into mischief and dancing until my toes bleed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I go out to run errands I leave my fly down on purpose just to see if anyone notices.

On a more serious note, if someone dares me to do something 99% of the time I'll do it. No matter how dumb, pointless, or dangerous it is. As long as it's not fatal or against the law...

Oh, also I'm not as much of a douche or pretentious as I sound. I'm actually a really nice guy, but chances of you figuring that out are slim unless you actually talk/meet up with me.
You should message me if
If you want to get to know someone new, potentially hang out, or if you feel like it!

Also, if you've realized that half of this profile is a joke and the other half is deadly serious... guess which is which.