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My self-summary
Thanks to this website, I found a special someone, so this profile is for new friends only.

Every website that involves people seems to throw a similar box at me, telling me to sum myself up into a few paragraphs, to tell the world about me.. I've come to the conclusion that the idea is to make myself sound so fantastic that anyone reading would then feel compelled to communicate with me. However, I've also concluded that I'll fail at that, so I'm just going to "throw" some random things out there instead, then you can make a hasty judgement and act on that.

Over 30? don't message me anything of a sexual nature - I can give you roughly an 95% guarantee that I won't be at all sexually attracted to you. It's weird. If you're over 30 and can provide insteresting, intelligent conversation.. go ahead.
Also, if you're one of those sad and desperately lonely types who wants someone to meet and cuddle infront of the TV.. please, no. Not that I don't like cuddles infront of the TV.. but I'm not too good with the whole pity thing, sorry.

I come complete with a lot of piercings, a handful of tattoos, and very.. bright hair.

As a general rule, I hate people. Don't confuse this with "I hate you" because that's completely different. I definitely prefer animals though, and most of my life has revolved around them. I'm really into reptiles and invertebrates, currently my house resembles a zoo more than it does a semi.. But, having a 6ft carnivorous lizard tends to be handy when you need to dispose of someone.. I joke. Cue morbid humour.

I'm not a fan of sugar coating and like to tell it how it is, I expect the same.

I sound terrible, on the brighter side, I love making people laugh and I've been told I'm quite good at it. I think fun and humour are really important and can't cope with people who lack either.

Most of my free time is spent painting, I collect mannequins and dolls.. and I love travelling around the UK. Yes, that's all I can come up with right now so you'll have to message if you want to know anything.

I am quirky, confident, and high in scrap value
What I’m doing with my life
A lot. I'm a very busy bee.
I’m really good at
Painting, being pedantic, talking, making people laugh and potentially cry. Oh dear.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoes? I have no idea. But on a serious note, people inevitably notice my piercings and/or hair first. They tend to then continue to stare at a/some piercing(s) while a conversation ensues, which can be sort of irritating..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Beast House, It, Gerald's Game, The Dark Half, Vampire Diaries, The Last Vampire.. etc etc. I love stuff by Stephen King, Peter James, Karin Slaughter and similar authors. Love crime, horror and vampire books.
Films: Madhouse, 30 Days of Night, Wrong Turn, Green Mile, Dead Silence, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 1408, all the Saw films, The Orphanage.. bleh, horror & comedy :D
Music: I have no preference, love a bit of everything from rock to hip hop.
Food: I love it, aha. But on a more serious note, I'm a huge lover of Indian and Italian food.
Six things I could never do without
Animals, sex, books, creativity, alone time, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for paintings. Lyrics. Food. What it would be like to cuddle a panda (I cuddled a red one, it was like cuddling a warm teddy). If you had wings instead of arms, whether it would hurt to fly as much as it does to hold your arms up. Ways to kill people and get away with it (everyone thinks about this, right?). Witty commentary for my current surroundings. Things I would like to do. Words. People. Places. ETC.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting a good slamming. LEL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like slimy men dribbling over me.
You should message me if
If you're curious.
Or, if you love animals too, SUPER kudos if you like reptiles/inverts :D
If you're perhaps a bit odd. But good odd.
If you'd like to buy me another piercing.
If you would like to buy me a mastiff - no it's okay, my boyfriend handled that nicely.
If you can type properly, and would like to talk to someone else who types properly.
IF YOU'RE HILARIOUS. Seriously, if you're funny, I want you to talk to me. Love anyone who can make me laugh.

Et cetera, et cetera. I'm not fussed. Just try not to give the impression that you're a stalker, as most of you are failing at this.
The two of us