Every website that involves people seems to throw a similar box at me, telling me to sum myself up into a few paragraphs, to tell the world about me.. I've come to the conclusion that the idea is to make myself sound so fantastic that anyone reading would then feel compelled to communicate with me. However, I've also concluded that I'll fail at that, so I'm just going to "throw" some random things out there instead, then you can make a hasty judgement and act on that.
Over 30? don't message me anything of a sexual nature - I can give you roughly an 95% guarantee that I won't be at all sexually attracted to you. It's weird. If you're over 30 and can provide insteresting, intelligent conversation.. go ahead.
Also, if you're one of those sad and desperately lonely types who wants someone to meet and cuddle infront of the TV.. please, no. Not that I don't like cuddles infront of the TV.. but I'm not too good with the whole pity thing, sorry.
I come complete with a lot of piercings, a handful of tattoos, and very.. bright hair.
As a general rule, I hate people. Don't confuse this with "I hate you" because that's completely different. I definitely prefer animals though, and most of my life has revolved around them. I'm really into reptiles and invertebrates, currently my house resembles a zoo more than it does a semi.. But, having a 6ft carnivorous lizard tends to be handy when you need to dispose of someone.. I joke. Cue morbid humour.
I'm not a fan of sugar coating and like to tell it how it is, I expect the same.
I sound terrible, on the brighter side, I love making people laugh and I've been told I'm quite good at it. I think fun and humour are really important and can't cope with people who lack either.
Most of my free time is spent painting, I collect mannequins and dolls.. and I love travelling around the UK. Yes, that's all I can come up with right now so you'll have to message if you want to know anything.
I am quirky, confident, and high in scrap value
Films: Madhouse, 30 Days of Night, Wrong Turn, Green Mile, Dead Silence, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 1408, all the Saw films, The Orphanage.. bleh, horror & comedy :D
Music: I have no preference, love a bit of everything from rock to hip hop.
Food: I love it, aha. But on a more serious note, I'm a huge lover of Indian and Italian food.
Or, if you love animals too, SUPER kudos if you like reptiles/inverts :D
If you're perhaps a bit odd. But good odd.
If you'd like to buy me another piercing.
If you would like to buy me a mastiff - no it's okay, my boyfriend handled that nicely.
If you can type properly, and would like to talk to someone else who types properly.
IF YOU'RE HILARIOUS. Seriously, if you're funny, I want you to talk to me. Love anyone who can make me laugh.
Et cetera, et cetera. I'm not fussed. Just try not to give the impression that you're a stalker, as most of you are failing at this.