Hello OKC. I have been here some months and have made an observation of the patrons of this site. They all claim they are more than their profiles. That mere text and photo's and questions answered cannot define them as an entity. I have a different claim all together. Postulate with me if you will, the possibility of Solipsism. The theory that the self is the only reality. As a result I, currently do not exist. Or perhaps you don't and I created you. Perhaps I have messaged you, if this is so then I am a figment of your imagination, an ego reinforcement to validate you, my creator. If you are reading my profile and twinges of interest, and... and other feelings are aroused, then maybe I am a gateway to break you from the monotony of your existence as "God" until the end of "time", what ever that is. But the truth of the matter is, I am just text and pictures currently. My existence is purely up to you.
All right. Now that my pseudo-intellectual thought experiment is out of the way we can get down to it.
- A Geek: I have a great love for table top gaming, Live Action Role Playing, the fantasy/sci-fi genre and the scientific method.
- A Mixed Martial Artist: I've been involved in combat sports for 13 years. I am 5-2 as an amateur MMA fighter.
- Left Leaning: But I despise PC language. Censorship is a terrible thing.
- A Comedy Fan: I love stand up comedy and want to try it. I did improv comedy in high school.
- Sober: I don't indulge in recreational drug use. Yes alcohol is a drug.
- An Animal Lover: Not like that....
I work as a care giver for nentally disabled teens.
Feeling awkward at parties. Stubbornness. Sleeping.
Also, quoting people far more eloquent, talented, and insightful
then my self.
“You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big ****ing lizard, , Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.”--- Bill Hicks
"The old American double standard, ya know? Say one thing do
something different. And of course the country is founded on a
double standard. This country was founded by a group of slave
owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot white English people, in order to continue to own there black African people. So they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people. Giving them a place to take off and drop there nuclear bombs on the yellow Japanese people. The motto of this country should be, ‘You give us a color, we’ll wipe it out.’” --- George Carlin
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt
But the thing that usually jumps out and grabs them by the scruff of the neck and screams at them for stealing candy are my ears. I have cauliflower ears. Yay for battle scars...
Music: Tool, APC, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Nirvana, Rollins Band, Black Flag, Puscifer, DeadBoy and the ElephantMen, Acid Bath, Jimmi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Rosewood Thieves, Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, The Retar Crew, Immortal Technique, Watsky, Epic Lloyd, Wu Tang Clan
Authors: Henry Rollins, George R.R. Martin, Terry Pratchett, Chuck Palahniuk, George Carlin, Patrick Rothfuss, David Gemmel, Steven Pressfield. Neil Gaimen I like Books. Books are good.
Comedians: Geogre Carlin, Joe Rogan, Jim Norton, Louis CK, Bill Hicks, Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Robin Williams,
Books (good ones)
A few good friends
A computer with access to the Internet
Or if you just want to cause I am cute/charming/funny or any other positive adjective that can be ascribed to this slightly chubby geek boy.
I would tell certain people to not message me, but as they are the only ones who seem to unsolicited I would be completely unpopular with the ladies on this site, so to keep my ego alive, I wont tell any one to not message me.