51 Barcelona, Spain
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My self-summary
I'm an English male in BCN looking for fun, a relationship, who knows what? Let's see what happens. I dislike typing, emailing and texting and far prefer meeting real people in the real world. Cyber relationships are so tedious. 'Nough said.

Just for the record; extrovert, a "gentle man/gentleman " but rough enough when the time is right, feminist, doesn't take sex casually as opposed to casual sex which can be fun if the chemistry and respect are there, inveterate traveler, scientist who loves art in all its forms rather than artist.

I should mention that I have a soft spot for abandoned greyhounds and galgos. Yes, I know that it's a little sentimental but I can't help it. So I like people who show compassion towards all sentient creatures. Apart from that I have few redeeming features if, indeed, any.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
Banal but accurate.
I’m really good at
Cooking squid and razorshells.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality/body type/sense of humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are for writing not for reading, Peter Greenaway, Shakespeare , Carry On films, ambient music, seafood.
The six things I could never do without
My tailor, my shoemaker, MDMA, bdsm, sleep, beauty and naturally, my galgos. So that makes seven. Bollocks! I've only just started and I've exceeded my allowance already.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absolutely nothing at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
roaming around in the Raval getting up to mischief, doing the ironing, artificially mutating my own DNA or occasionally, I might be boarding a train or 'plane for a weekend out of town if the weather happens to be particularly dreary. Who knows? All suggestions will be considered and the best ones immediately adopted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care about privacy, I'm nosey. Apart from that I keep a profile on under the same name, VaidaMale.
You should message me if
you are pretty, intelligent, charming, depraved, have a sense of humour ( that's mandatory not optional ) and you like men, not as obvious as you might think. Hmmmmm. Maybe I'll revise all of that to, " you have a pulse".