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My self-summary
I'm Lance and my crowning achievement is that I won 2 Halloween costume contests in one night dressed as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader! With those winnings I bought a ticket to the World Series when Detroit lost to San Francisco. That pretty much sums me up... willing to whore myself out for lucrative sporting gifts... Zero shame! Still getting settled into the Lansing area, trying to find somewhere with good beer and good people to call my happy place here! Go Blue!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting to hear back on my audition tape for America's Next Top Model.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty not good at Sudoku.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me that I look exactly like Ryan Gosling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies include: Warrior, Remember the Titans, Gladiator, Wedding Crashers, and many many more! I love movies.

Favorite music: Country... Unfortunately not a joke.

Favorite TV Shows: Game of Thrones... Obviously. I mean... C'mon.
Six things I could never do without
1. My good looks
2. The NFL
3. A Good Beer
4. My suspicion that Mark Wahlburg is immortal... Seriously, we don't see him die in the Perfect Storm and I don't know if he's ever died in another movie. He might actually be God... Fucking God has a Boston accent. Fuck my life.
5. My hatred for Ohio State Fuckeyes
6. Taylor Swift
I spend a lot of time thinking about
They say great champions hate losing more than they love winning. Well I may actually hate Ohio State more than I love UofM. I wouldn't cheer for the Buckeyes if they were playing ISIS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Curing cancer... Not the disease, the zodiac sign.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not actually a doctor.
You should message me if
Let's be honest, this online stuff is inherently weird. I hope you were at least able to laugh a little and diffuse the awkwardness. You don't have to message me, just know going forward in life that you deserve to be happier than someone who couldn't find the humor in this profile.
The two of us