Hey, I'm Carlos and I'm 24 years old. Got the link for this site from a friend, just kinda checking it out, seeing if it's all like he claims it to be.
I am Badass, Ludicrous, and Easy going
Spins a web super quick. Hey there crooks, suck my dick.
Look out, it's fuckin' Spider-man! (Guitar solo)
The first scenario is people think I'm a brooding, sad, cold person. I'm pretty shy when around people for the first time, and I keep a straight face so they get that impression.
Now when I'm around some friends or coworkers, I talk a lot of smack and they throw it right back. Usually I come out on top as the biggest jerk, and around people that don't know me very well, they think I'm pretty mean. That's not true though, I'm actually really nice...even affectionate sometimes.
The only evidence they have, is the police sketch of my mask
And it's at harder times they ask, if you can save my heart for last
And it's hard to face the facts, when the darkness fades to black
It's not just make-believe when they make me take a seat
And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe
So c'mon and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
And villains who pillage, they're killing by the millions
And billions of people dying for a lost cause
So now I pray to a nation destroyed under God
...it's the end of the world...
All my battles have been won, but the war has just begun!
-My friends...they're the only thing keeping me going sometimes.
-Video games: Nothing like rocking out some old school Street Fighter
-Taco Bell...need I say more about it?
-Sex: Everyone likes it
-My mind, because I like the way I think and act
UPDATE: I need more small house parties. Trying to play Zombie Fluxx while intoxicated is a blast. Alcohol + cards + zombies + friends = a good night.