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My self-summary
Guess I should put in the disclosure right here: I don't live in Cail anymore and at the time, didn't think to update the preferences on this account. So now I have two accounts. I now live in Missouri, and my new profile is :(

Hey, I'm Carlos and I'm 24 years old. Got the link for this site from a friend, just kinda checking it out, seeing if it's all like he claims it to be.

I am Badass, Ludicrous, and Easy going
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a computer tech for the military, currently stationed out here in sunny San Diego. Originally I'm from Kansas City, Missouri and hope to go back someday. Computers are my passion, putting them together, taking them apart, troubleshooting network issues, etc...and I hope to make a career out of it. If not, at the very least it'd be cool to have my own computer shop to fix them, as well as sell new ones and do upgrades.
I’m really good at
Spider-gun, Spider-fun, does whatever the fuck he wants
Spins a web super quick. Hey there crooks, suck my dick.
Look out, it's fuckin' Spider-man! (Guitar solo)
The first things people usually notice about me
There's two things people usually notice about me, depending on who I'm with and where I'm at.

The first scenario is people think I'm a brooding, sad, cold person. I'm pretty shy when around people for the first time, and I keep a straight face so they get that impression.

Now when I'm around some friends or coworkers, I talk a lot of smack and they throw it right back. Usually I come out on top as the biggest jerk, and around people that don't know me very well, they think I'm pretty mean. That's not true though, I'm actually really nice...even affectionate sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My body doused in ash, with two empty cans of gas
The only evidence they have, is the police sketch of my mask
And it's at harder times they ask, if you can save my heart for last
And it's hard to face the facts, when the darkness fades to black
It's not just make-believe when they make me take a seat
And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe
So c'mon and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
And villains who pillage, they're killing by the millions
And billions of people dying for a lost cause
So now I pray to a nation destroyed under God's the end of the world...
All my battles have been won, but the war has just begun!
The six things I could never do without
-The internet, it's a great time killer.

-My friends...they're the only thing keeping me going sometimes.

-Video games: Nothing like rocking out some old school Street Fighter

-Taco Bell...need I say more about it?

-Sex: Everyone likes it

-My mind, because I like the way I think and act
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. I don't have big plans, but I have a fear of failure that stems from always being told how worthless I was and that I'd never amount to anything. It's been both a blessing and a curse really, because it pushes me to keep going when things get tough, but at the same time I'm constantly worried that they're right and I'll fall hard on my ass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Normally sitting at home playing video games or watching movies. Every now and then I'll go out and do something.

UPDATE: I need more small house parties. Trying to play Zombie Fluxx while intoxicated is a blast. Alcohol + cards + zombies + friends = a good night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play World of Warcraft. Hah, that turns alot of girls off, but I want to get it out there now. If you can deal with the fact that I'm a total dork, then we'll get along great. That's my mentality.
You should message me if're calm and relaxed, and just like to kick back, living one day at a time.