My laptop is one of these objects. It's a pretty abusive relationship, though... there's plenty of shouting involved.
I'm a freelance artist. A real one. Like a unicorn. I draw things, animate things, make music, and it pays the bills. It also allows me the pleasure of not having to grow up.
Sometimes I stay up for days, just because I can.
I also like cartoons and swearing.
Or that my sleeping pattern is pretty normal, or at least it would be, if I were 3,000 miles away.
...shouldn't this be a question for them?
Now I feel all nostalgic for reading. Well done.
Steal my heart, slip a good book on my desk.
Music... everything. Unless it's sung by some idiot covered in jewellery who clearly didn't write it.
Cartoons and pizza. That covers the other two categories nicely.
I'll know this because you'll give the passphrase - a string of words that no other human being has ever put together before.
PASSPHRASE: Triple dildo ferris wheel.
(Or something of your choosing, as long as no-one has ever said it before. Like, "Hey, check out this Amish website", or, "That Italian family at the next table sure is quiet")