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My self-summary
I just want to be clear, I am only on here to make new friends. I like having texting buddies and people to just talk to about the most random of things. I met my girlfriend on here ...6...7? Months ago, and she's fucking awesome. Sometimes. :P

I'm not sure why, but writing about oneself is very hard. We're with ourselves 100% of the time were breathing, so we should know ourselves inside & out, but unfortunately not.

I'm going through a very strange point in my life right now. Nothing is really consistent with me except for the fact that I am and ALWAYS will be a vegan.

On from that, my life isn't real, at all? I always find myself in some kind of interesting situation weather it be good or bad. Some of the best fun I have ever had is had with strangers that I just met, and I love meeting new people and gathering their way of life and reflecting upon it and applying it to make me better. Everyone is so unique and different. I'm not sure what side of any fence I stand on with way too many things.

I have been through hell and back, then made the trip two more time when it comes to relationships. But each time I came out on top & a better person because of it. And I give hella good dating advice! ...not that you'd need it if you're reading this... yeah

I will make you laugh, weather it be me telling you something about my life, or just talking to you. I get random odd thoughts that my friends seem to find funny.

I'd go to hell and back for just about anyone that I know. Even knowing the favor would never have a chance to be returned if I were ever so desperate to need assistance in a matter.

I live life one day at a time. Seeing where the tides bring me next. Getting lost in a town on foot is always fun and my faith in humanity is very slightly restored because of it & the kindness that still somehow remains in the hearts of my fellow man.

Someone once said they saw a spark of compassion in my eyes. It may be dim, but it's still there.

There's way more & I need to be up early for work... Shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting a small amount of money aside every week so I can get the animal companion of my dreams. An ocelot.
I’m really good at
Fuck all the stuff in the paragraph below, it does not even matter. I want to highlight a skill that I have, and that is making hilariously awesome Craigslist missed connections about people I know, love, or hate. This is why I was put on this god forsaken earth.

Cheering people up. Pounding down drinks. Coming up with creative ways to have fun. Being a texting buddy! (Need more texting buddies!). Revenge is something I'm very good at as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile? Probably my car because its blasting music and driving probably too fast down the street. But you'll never see me. Tinted windows. Hollerrrr
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music really varies, but off the top of my head and in this order;
Bring Me The Horizon, Parkway Drive, Of Mice & Men, August Burns Red, Devil Wears Prada, Rise Against,The Word Alive, Atreyu, Bullet For My Valentine, Pink Floyd, Bless The Fall, Motionless In White. Anything hard that has great lyrics and I'm always open to suggestions for music. I am also leaving a few out of this list, but you get the picture, bruh?

Anything Lee Child
Stephen King

Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Natural Born Killers
Django Unchained

Walking Dead
Parks & Recreation
The Office
Six things I could never do without
I looked at what I chose before & my god I feel like I could live without so much.

Booze! (Sorry, but seriously, fuck being sober.)
Craigslist missed connections
Ma gunz!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why they call it a liver if it dies.
Why I always get stuck behind the ass doing ten below the speed limit.
Why I love zombies so much.
Why I can't sleep at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making this stupid college town my bitch!
Making awkward sexual advances at random people with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I take exceptionally good care of my face and skin. Yes. Really. It's a habit that I'm not really ashamed of, but it's not manly! Must be manly. Beards. Beer. Flannel shirts. Power tools. Man stuff... & things!
You should message me if
You're kind clever caring and totally mad that I didn't use commas in this. Because seriously erry time I read my profile and wonder what the fuck I'm doing wrong to get no replies I get pissed when I see that I used no commas!

I don't care who you are, what you eat, if you know what daiya is, I like you.
The two of us