31Dundee, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
So I'm a bit of a geek and fairly proud of it. I like to collect random facts that benefit no one but are fun to know. For example: There is a patch of Velcro inside an astronauts helmet so he can scratch his nose. On the Flip-side of that though I do like kicking about outdoors, it's a good day if I've walked from one end of the town to the other, before spending the evening hanging out with a bunch of mates down ye pub.

Currently I'm working in a Second-hand furniture store, its hard work but its cheaper than a gym! I want to get out an see the world, there are so many incredible things out there, I'm almost embarrassed by how little I've seen. I really want to try canoe camping, like Deliverance without the rednecks...
What I’m doing with my life
Work, work, work!
I’m really good at
Walking great lengths, Mediation, Remembering stand up routines, Figuring out that word you cant remember (yes you!).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything with any effort put into it.
Author - Terry Pratchett, Gary Gigax, Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis, The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman, The Malazan Book of the Fallen Series by Steven Erikson, Sandman by Neil Gaiman
Movies - Akira, Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, The Thing, Cowboy Bebop, Taken, Zombieland Stakeland.
Music - Audioslave, Eagles of Death Metal, Faith No More, Muse, Pearl Jam, NIN, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Seasick Steve, the Strokes, the Wildhearts, Weezer, Wolfmother.
Food - Curry and anything Spicy
Other - Lists apparently.
Six things I could never do without
1)PC+internet connection
3)Sun-Dried Tomatoes

In no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie uprisings, comedy, travelling, upcoming social events, animal rights, the Czechoslovakian stock exchange(not really :P) and food.

"Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavours ultimately pointless."

10 points if you know who said that!
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully somewhere relaxed, quiet enough to have a chat. I remember I saw an art thing years ago, just a second, it was footage of a group chatting on this sun-lit terrace at the back of a small house, with climbing plants coming up the sides and over a wooden frame providing shade from the sun. And as the evening wore on it got dark and they drank wine and laughed. Amazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently heard that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
You should message me if
If you want to go for a drink sometime, or if you want to know more about veganism, or if you want help planning for a zombie uprising!
The two of us