40Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a dude living in the boondocks. I grew up in the woods. I wear mesh back baseball caps. I worked a lot of blue-collar jobs, but now I do most of my work on a computer. I run my truck on vegetable oil. I have traveled often, but am experiencing a lull right now. I'm very enthusiastic about just about everything I do.

I'm madly in love with my girlfriend and I spend a lot of time making sure she's happy with me. She knows all about my profile (she used to have one here, too).

I am usually charming and clever.
What I’m doing with my life
I am keeping bees again this year. I have 5 hives set up on my roof to keep them away from bears. (Anyone have some land where I can keep them?) I make soap. I used to buy nuts for a living, but I am now a man of leisure. I think that I may do gravestone restoration for pocket money this summer.

I play DnD.
I’m really good at
Being courteous.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I don't shave much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit

Movies: Conan the Barbarian, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Baraka, Memento, Boondock Saints

Foods: Cheese
Six things I could never do without
Tea. Books. Chocolate. Rural living. My hobbies. Meeting new people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1-If I were trapped on a deserted island and had to choose one person with whom I had to live until rescued, I would choose George W Bush, for the following reasons: a) They would be looking for him, thus increasing the chances of rescue; b) While he's on a desert island he's not off starting wars in the rest of the world; c) I could eat him and feel good about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I re-took the "Logical Thinking Test" because there was a question that I knew that I'd gotten wrong. I chose an answer at random until my score went up. My score "Epitome of Genius" is a fraud. I'm so ashamed.
You should message me if
You reckon that there's no downside to it.

Or...if you want to have some sweet lovin' with my girlfriend and me... (she made me write that)
The two of us