36Auburn, United States
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My self-summary
Uhhh people say I look at things a lot differently than most. I can't say whether they're wrong or right, I just look at things the way I see them. I don't really know what to put here, I'm kind of a conundrum even to myself.

I'm fun, I'm a little bit nuts, but in a good way.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a licensed Esthetician and freelance makeup artist. Mostly because regular art doesn't pay the bills for me at this point. Always have a backup plan. Jesus is my backup plan. Rofl wut.
I’m really good at
Lots of things. I don't even know what to say here. So I'm apparently not good at that.

I am exceedingly intelligent, to the point that it puts some people off because they don't expect it, especially in the beauty industry. I'm an idea person, I come up with brilliant ideas, stories, art projects. I'm very right brained. Guess which hand is dominant for me. But l love science a lot as well. A LOT. (Even tho I could never seem to get a good grade in Bio 101 xd I still understood everything.) I find it super interesting and will jump at any chance to learn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kind of a misanthrope. People who crack my shell are greatly rewarded... with something approaching lobster meat. It's a delicacy you know.

that said, I dare you to not notice my hair or eyes. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- American Gods, Book of Lies (Disinfo, not Crowley), the Abarat series. The Invisibles, Fables, The Sandman. Most Gaiman, Clive Barker, etc. HOW COULD I FORGET LOVECRAFT WTF. brb going to flog myself.

Movies - I love horror. Not so much torture porn, though I do adore Japanese Gore, especially the likes of Noboru Iguchi. Creativity plays a lot for me, I loved Troll Hunter, I really felt like it was one of the most unique films to come out last year. That said, I don't just love horror, I love all kinds of movies, as long as they are made well, i.e. not for people with the attention span of a gnat.

Music - I'm a recovering goth kid. My favorite bands are IAMX (I love Chris Corner. Love him. Want to marry him love him.), TKK, David Bowie. I have a really dirty love for electronic music, especially funky house, of the likes of Basement Jaxx and Jamiroquai. Recently (last year or so) I've discovered Class Actress and Hesta Prynn, they're my newest most favorites. Don't know them? Google. Also 30 trillion other acts I'm not going to list here, these are just a few of my most importants. I mostly listen to Electronic music, Industrial, Goth, *Shudder* EBM, punk, anything aggressive but danceable.

there is lots of other stuff, but I'm really not writing a novel here.

also, people who think Kristin Wiig is funny are jerks.
Six things I could never do without
Your mom.
4 matches. <--- I think I'll keep that change Joe :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The greater mysteries of the universe, and whether we are just holograms beamed off of the hip of a black hole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Northwest Film Forum, On The Boards, A friends house, Hiding in my bedroom. Who knows, it always changes.
You should message me if
if you aren't a complete imbecile. I'm honestly not looking for a relationship right now, nor sex, nor anything remotely related to those things. Friends are totally awesome tho.

You shouldn't message me if you think evolution is 'just' a theory or that Jesus would be a republican. You obviously don't know what you're talking about in any aspect of your life.

If you haven't picked up on it by now, I'm a serious smart ass. Also I'm not afraid of what you might have to say to me. I don't pull punches and if you're acting like an asshole, I will call you out on it. :>

Also. Don't sit there and whine about 'no baggage'. Let's be real here. We ALL have baggage. All of us. Everyone. None of us have a had a perfect life and we all have painful parts of our past that we have a hard time letting go of. We may be able to forget about the pain most of the time but it's always there, its patient and, it will wait for you. So here's the deal. I'll deal with mine. You deal with yours. If I'm crying I probably need a hug. Just give me the hug. I'll give you one when you need it.
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