I'm not like anyone you know.
I've been straight edge for twenty two years.
Babies make me extremely happy.
I'm in love with the ocean.
I have a sick obsession with Halloween, Michael Myers
And The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I am dance machine
And a hermit.
I like building things and getting dirty.
Dance parties are the best thing in the world.
'MMMBop' is a great song.
I'm obsessed with freighters because I'm a pervert.
The taste of coconut juice reminds me of Pitfall for Atari.
I like drowning at the wave pool.
I'm Irish, Scottish and Native American.
I like picnics.
I miss my kitty (Pancake RIP).
Halloween is my favorite day of the year.
I'm probably the best doggy paddler in the world.
I wish I was twelve in 1957.
I'm obsessed with LOST.
Skunks smell like lemonade.
I'm a bad shopper, and I like it.
Braveheart is the best movie ever made.
I like walking in the cemetery.
I have fangs.
I once pooped my pants at Blockbuster Video.
I get morning wood in the mid-afternoon.
I like bike rides in the pouring rain.
I like to smash bread.
Music is everything.
I love kids.
I like roughin' it.
I've learned everything I know the hard way.
I don't fuck around.
When I like something, I like it a lot.
I'm beyond used to disappointment, but seriously
Quoting Wayne's World
Getting kids to like me
Making birthday cards
Prison rules Scrabble
Rolling down hills
Talking about poop
Movies: Halloween, Braveheart, The Shining, Forrest Gump, Walk the Line, Day of the Dead, Into the Wild, Natural Born Killers, The Orphanage, Star Wars (OT), Melancholia, Return of the Living Dead, Stand By Me, Interstellar, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Home Alone, Super 8, The Princess Bride, Evil Dead, The Godfather, The Notebook, The Thing, True Romance, Zombieland, There Will Be Blood, What Dreams May Come, REC, LaBamba, Vanilla Sky, Cabin Fever, Wayne's World, Moon, Million Dollar Baby, The Descent, Jurassic Park, Shawshank Redemption, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Gangs of New York, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Cabin in the Woods, The Big Lebowski, Trick 'r Treat, My Girl, Pulp Fiction, Pan's Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Old School, The Devil's Rejects, Inception, Big Fish, Back to the Future
Shows: LOST, Dexter, Wonder Years, Seinfeld, Beavis and Butthead, The Office, Parks and Recreation, NOVA, My So-Called Life, Louie, Band of Brothers, Family Guy, Tales From the Crypt, Portlandia, Twin Peaks, Sopranos, Stranger Things, Workaholics, Twilight Zone, X-Files
Music: Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Nirvana, Leonard Cohen, Alkaline Trio, Black Sabbath, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Integrity, The Drifters, Blood for Blood, Graveyard, AFI, Ritchie Valens, Lucero, Saves the Day, The Eagles, The Haunted, Townes Van Zandt, Lykki Li, Tom Petty, Lifetime, Figure Four, Gaslight Anthem, Willie Nelson, Blacklisted, Mazzy Star, Tom Waits, Madball, Dayton Family, Leadbelly, Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Buddy Holly, Watain, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Rancid, Denali, Slayer, The Cure, Cro-Mags, Tiger Army, Steve Miller Band, Doomriders, Lana Del Rey, Al Green, Lamb of God, Elliot Smith, As Friends Rust, Thin Lizzy, Michael Jackson, New Found Glory, Misfits, Minor Threat, Otis Redding, Gorilla Biscuits, Black Flag, The Doors, Sepultura, Patsy Cline, Dimmu Borgir, Cave In, Nine Inch Nails, Madonna, White Zombie, Foo Fighters, The Who, Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, Slapshot, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, (old) Metallica, The Cranberries, Johnny Cash, anything from the 90's, any/all oldies, blues, 50's - 90's country
Food: Organics, ice cream, Thai, burritos, sushi, avocados
Feeding the goats
You're an artist.
You wanna go camping.
You like nature and wilderness-y things.
You give off cat lady vibes.
You don't smoke.
You want CD mixes.
You like CCR, Nirvana, babies and horror movies.
You think dating is stupid and just wanna hang out.
You wanna cuddle and watch horror movies.
You will stare at the ocean with me.
You laugh at things that are stupid.
You believe in ghosts and aliens.
You'd rather play laser tag or Mariokart than go wine tasting.
You wanna play with my crazy dog.
Don't message me if:
You have any interest in dating random dudes.
You've seen LOST and didn't like it.
You don't like Jurassic Park.
You listen to top 40 on purpose.
You wear an Iron Maiden shirt without listening to Iron Maiden.