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My self-summary
I get super nervous around street gratings and storm drains, because I know one of these days I'm going to drop my phone or my keys into it and it'll be the worst day ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever comes to mind. Going to shows, doing outdoorsy stuff, eating and drinking all the things, and...
I'm currently working in computer security. I'm also planning to take a trip around the world soon. Hopefully it works out.
I’m really good at
-Making people laugh
-Fixing things
-Finding awesome places to eat and drink
-Stealing elastics from my friends
-Seeing that on reddit like FOREVER ago
-Dank memes.
The first things people usually notice about me
[1] How beautiful you are, my darling!

Oh, how beautiful!

Your eyes behind your veil are doves.

Your hair is like a flock of goats

descending from Mount Gilead.

[2] Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn,

coming up from the washing.

Each has its twin;

not one of them is alone.

[3] Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;

your mouth is lovely.

Your temples behind your veil

are like the halves of a pomegranate.

[4] Your neck is like the tower of David,

built with elegancea;

on it hang a thousand shields,

all of them shields of warriors.

[5] Your two breasts are like two fawns,

like twin fawns of a gazelle

that browse among the lilies.

[6] Until the day breaks

and the shadows flee,

I will go to the mountain of myrrh

and to the hill of incense.

[7] All beautiful you are, my darling;

there is no flaw in you.

-Song of songs 4:1-7

Indeed, King Solomon was describing me, in detail, thousands of years before my birth.

Except for the titties part maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly technical books, though I am a bit partial to Vonnegut. You should suggest something for me to read. Do comics and manga count as well?

Movies: I seem to gravitate towards cult classics, dark humor and action flicks. I think my all-time favorite movie is Hackers.

Shows: I don't watch all that much TV, and some of the shows I do end up liking tend to get canceled :C. I guess those two facts go hand in hand. Some of the shows I like are The Daily Show, Firefly, The IT Crowd, Iron Chef (The Old Japanese one, not the American wannabe bs), Community, Dead Like Me, Black Mirror. I'm way behind on some other stuff like Breaking Bad, so if you need a buddy to catch up on it (or just watch it again) with, I'm your guy.

Music: Pretty much everything, but I'm really into Drum & Bass and Juke / Footwork at the moment. Still getting my feet wet with Dubstep, but there are some promising people over in that realm. I'm willing to listen to anything, always on the hunt for new sounds. Some of the artists I'm really feelin at the moment, in no real order: Digital Mystikz, Sinistarr, The Aquabats, Rustie, Hudson Mohawke, Bomb The Music Industry!, V.I.V.E.K., Julio Bashmore, Reso, Rise Against, Stray, Machinedrum, Shlomo, Danny Byrd, Minus The Bear, Cibo Matto, Danny Brown. I'm slowly going back and listening through 90s electronica (Moby, Boards of Canada, Orbital, etc.)

Food: I always order my burgers medium rare, because I want the cow to still be able to moo in pain as I bite into it. Pizza is always a good choice unless it's digiorno. Pho is awesome, as is grapefruit juice. Though not at the same time. I put sriracha & old bay on damn near everything. And all the sweets. ALL THE SWEETS.

Foods I don't really care for:
- Shellfish (I'm allergic to most)
- Spaghetti
The six things I could never do without
1.The Internet

2. NPR (actually, that entire low end range of radio stations is really good. NPR is what's usually on, C-SPAN isn't so bad when people aren't calling in, and WEAA usually has something interesting on too.)

3. Massive Subwoofers

4. Weird music

5. News articles about weird shit.

6. Being petty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I read a lot of articles on various subjects, so I'm usually thinking about whatever I've read recently. So, you know, regular stuff about how calvin klein cologne attracts wild animals or vaginal implants or whatever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about, usually. Parties/Shows/Raves, or just general debauchery with friends. On the few weekends I'm just too lazy or exhausted to go out, I'll usually be surfing reddit or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a strange condition when I was a kid, and it's left my nipples unusually perky. (okay so maybe the titties part a little)
You should message me if
You've ever poured cereal in a bowl before realizing there's no milk.

You're not some savage beast that pours milk before cereal.

You've ever said 'you too' at a time when it was inappropriate.

You've ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you.

Your taste in music isn't summarized as 'Everything but rap and country'.

You, upon realizing you don't actually want to buy that thing, go back to the aisle that you got it from and put it EXACTLY where you found it because you understand the retail struggle.