I only go out to bars to do karaoke.
My favorite THC delivery system is gummy edibles.
I like romantic comedies.
I have a pretty severe tea addiction.
I'm a substitute teacher.
My certification is in high school and middle school education.
I'm a sex positive feminist - but my personal preferences are pretty vanilla.
I love food.
Also, please be kind if I decide not to meet you. Even if I were single, I would not be obligated to "give you a chance" just because I enjoyed a conversation with you. I have plenty of options for how to spend my time, and wasting time on my phone is one of those options. I would appreciate that these choices are respected and that you do not insult me because I was not interested in getting off my fat ass to get dressed up for a a date with someone I'm not absolutely excited to meet.
It should be obvious, also, but if you're an "old fashioned" person or a "gentleman", we can chat, but we are bound to have a massive level of ideological incompatibility.