My spirit animal is the lion, because my dream is to live with half a dozen who do all the work while I just have unprotected sex and sometimes fight dudes.
Let's do butt stuff and make fun of old people.
Movies: Mostly horse porn.
Shows: Fox News and Sesame Street.
Music: ICP, Skrillex, and Creed.
Food: Pizza, sushi, and Funyuns.
(Okay, the reality is I'm not looking to date anyone new, but figure I'll keep this up here in this state in case anyone's up for a laugh. Fair warning, all messages received will be responded to in character. It will be graphic and possibly horrifying.)