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My self-summary
I'm sixth in line to the British throne, owing to a torrid affair between Prince Charles and my maternal grandmother. They deny everything, of course, but I get a lovely Christmas basket every year.

Thunder tends to boom ominously if I get within thirty paces or so of a church. Or indeed any religious building. Dive bars and most cultural instutions seem to like me fine, though.

I'll try most things once, and if they're not terrible I'm happy to try them a few more times for good measure.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking and knowing things.

Professionally: Research on aftermarket auto parts. Basically, I answer questions all day.

Personally: trying to enjoy life and not be a dick. I'd say I'm about 80/20 on that second one.
I’m really good at
Making chili, nerding out on a wide variety of topics, and relating to people.

Sometimes I manage to make a meal that tastes better than it should. I really only put in effort for dates or potlucks, but I do enjoy cooking when it's for more than just me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue hair and atrocious fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sci fi for escapism, occasional literature to pretend I'm cultured, cookbooks for ideas.

Movies: Waiting for Marvel to start sucking. Until then there's that (and other geekery), bad horror, occasional comedy, sometimes documentaries.

Shows: I honestly don't watch a huge amount of T.V., but there's definitely Last Week Tonight, Game of Thrones, Bojack Horseman, Dr. Who, and Archer, plus a few others. I tend to just latch onto a series and binge it. British comedy is also great.

Music: Yeesh. Eclectic. Anything that doesn't suck? I mean there are themes, but probably best to just ask if you're curious.

Food: Indian, Japanese, Mexican, Italian, grilled things, etc. And brunch.

Also board games, and my Steam library.
Six things I could never do without
A 10ft pole (bonus points for getting the reference).
Occasional misadventures.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random crap. What I'd do if I didn't have to work for a living, what to do next in LA, what intelligent life might look like elsewhere in the universe, short story concepts I can never seem to get around to writing, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hip deep in jungle mud, hunting artifacts older than Western civilization.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On OKC? That I have an irrational dislike for capuchin monkeys and hate onions unless they're thoroughly mixed in with something else.

Also, my friends and I may have a karaoke problem. Somewhere out there is a video of me doing All About That Bass and traumatizing a mic stand.
You should message me if
Looking for new friends only these days. But I'm always up for meeting interesting new people, so here's what usually resonates with me in folks:

You're driven, assertive, witty, brilliant, and insatiable curious. Feminism and geekery a plus.

If you are the person responsible for the Adult Wednesday Addams series, please do get in touch.
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