46Maidstone, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
42 year old with the mental age of a 5 year old :) Hair changes colour nearly every month, I have tattoos, a few piercings, and a silly sense of humour.
As well as the dog and 2 cats, I also have a small reptile collection. Currently I have a royal python (Dave), a corn snake (Eric), Stinky the blue tongued skink, Wonky the bearded dragon, and Stacey the leopard gecko. As you can probably tell, I am rather keen on reptiles, and my ideal date would be a trip to the reptile house at a zoo :) Ideally, you should be ok with reptiles, as they all live in my living room, so you wouldn't be able to miss them!

Oh and I have been told to add this, as it's a very important point that should be noted - I hate Marmite!
What I’m doing with my life
Working with children - which I adore
I’m really good at
Acting an idiot with young children - actually I'm not acting, it's just comes naturally :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes (hopefully!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -Love Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwell, Stephen King, Dean Koontz.
Movies - Armegeddon, The Day After Tomorrow, The Green Mile, Johnny English.
Tv - Doctor Who, NCIS, Bones, Torchwood, Red Dwarf.
Food - oooh, practically anything - apart from the aforementioned yeast product....BLEUGH!
Six things I could never do without
My kids, laptop, internet connection, my phone, ventolin, chocolate :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Working! But it pays the bills, so I won't complain :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The elastic on my knickers snapped at school when I was eight, and I had to go round for the rest of the day with a safety pin in them to hold them up!
You should message me if
You don't mind the larger girl, enjoy a good giggle, are honest, faithful, and nothing like the players I have had messages from in the past!
The two of us