Victory_Pie
31 Lawrenceville, United States
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My self-summary
...going back to high school English...start with a vague opening line then work to a specific thesis...um. The universe was created a looooong time ago. And my name's AJ. damn, jumped the gun.
What I’m doing with my life
Repairing it. Whether it's my arm from my recent motorcycle accident (not my fault!), my house from my recent asshat tenants or my...damn, couldn't think of a third.

Planning on taking my settlement money and starting up my own business. Then selling out for millions.
I’m really good at
being humble! with that being said, I'm the most awesomest ever. Obviously not at superlatives.

I'm not inherently good at a whole lot but I get better real quick. Or I'm a humble natural. Who the hell knows. I do know I'm good to have around for lots of reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs. Oh wait, nevermind.

Right now, it's that I shake everyone's left hand instead. I've always looked for the best conversation starter and now I have it. "so you say you have 7 broken bones in your right arm?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite music is easy: everything! I've had Britney Spears come on directly after Cannibal Corpse. My first CD was the Backstreet Boys and my first concert was Devil Driver. Always looking to expand my musical tastes of course

Movies: everything! again! I like romantic comedies, sci fi, adventure, horror, blah blah blah. I've seen terrible zombie movies and great chick flicks.

Books: paper Kindles?

Food: I ate a cricket once. And had a duck brain and eyeball. It wasn't bad, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to do it again. I'm a cheeseburger/pizza guy. So obviously I'm not COMPLETELY boring as far as palate goes, but I like to stick to the staples :D
The six things I could never do without
My family
Covalent Bonds
My imagination
Anaerobic respiration
Video games (yes I'm a geek)
Social interaction (in DIRECT opposition to the previous item)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to make more money. And if these pants make my butt look big

they do :(
On a typical Friday night I am
writhing in pain on the floor. I wish I could say that was related to the accident. Nope!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I organize my boxers based on appeal if anyone were to ever open the drawer.

ok, not the most private thing I'm willing to admit, but it'll take a lot more trust before I tell you I once sunburned my butt and couldn't sit down for a few days.

Or not.

Also, ladies, it says the most private thing you're WILLING TO ADMIT. If the farthest you can go is that you don't love pink as much as you think you should, say that instead of "I don't want to admit anything private"
You should message me if
You enjoy baby animals. Seriously, if you view my profile and you don't say anything, you must hate tiny little cute defenseless cuddly creatures. I mean, nothing personal. I understand a lot of people just hate things like 'surprise kitty' but have a heart and say hi
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