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My self-summary
Hate this part...

Cilantro was put on this earth to harass me...I think it was made by Lucifer himself.

Born and raised in Miami. Lived in San Francisco for 6yrs and loved every minute of it. I've been in LA for 7 years now...so far so good. I have 1 tattoo, it's tasteful and an homage to my late mother. I don't drink alcohol in January. I've been told I can be quite charming. I consider subtle sarcasam a lost art. I don't claim to be perfect but I try everyday to become a better human/man. I'm a damn good cook. Initially I'm better on the phone rather than email or chatting. I feel sincerity and comedic tone are lost via texting. So if you want to get to know each-other, I'd be more than happy to send you my number.

~I don't understand why people buy cheap toilet paper. This practice is unacceptable.

~I'm amazed by the amount of 'chicks firing gun' pics there are on this site. It's gotta be like 50% of you...what gives?

~If you have more than 2 cats, it's probably not going to work between us. It's not you...it's me.

What I'm looking for:

Someone that can display intellect and emotional health. Someone who demonstrates a desire for adventure, is passionate about several things in their life, values loyalty, is genuinely self-confident, a clear and articulate communicator and, has an air of excitement and happiness about them.

Or...the exact opposite of what I just listed. I mean, pick a side already.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a brand builder.
I’m really good at
Cooking and debating .... Not necessarily in that order.
The first things people usually notice about me
My candor. Some call it a low-grade form of Tourette's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Sedaris, The Confederacy of Dunces, Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut...but just to be clear: book lernins fer suckers...

Music: radiohead, broken bells, hot chip, yeah yeah yeah's, pretty lights, charlie parker, led zeppelin, the black keys, gustav holst, haim, kings of convenience, alt j, the xx, jesse ware, john grant, kruder and dormeister, rudimental, junip, django django...

TV shows: Top Chef, Newsroom, House of Cards, True Detective, Boardwalk Empire, Louie, Modern Family, Breaking Bad, Girls, Ray Donovan, No Reservations, Survivorman, Dr. Steve Brule...Six Feet Under was the best show ever...period.
Six things I could never do without
Balvenie Single Malt
Barry White

...those are just the B's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Progressive Era...It was neither progressive, nor an era.
On a typical Friday night I am
Macrameing myself a pair of jean shorts...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 14 pair of underwear. Therefore, I do laundry every 2 weeks.

I have a man crush on Anthony Bourdain.
You should message me if
You love lamp. You want to laugh more.

You dig this playlist :

The two of us