55Alameda, United States
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My self-summary
For a grown man I'm overly impressed by the cute. Silly, furry, whatever. That is really the only attribute I share with Japanese schoolgirls. My cynicism and sarcastic sense of humor are a few ways I differ. I have other senses of humor and if the choice is left to me I'm usually playing with one of them.

I'm very liberal, rather socialist, non-materialistic and above all, lazy.

I can be too literal & too direct.

I retired from real work in 1982 and have been living off of some creative process of one kind or another since, mostly juggling and comedy with some animation and guitar building to keep things fresh.
I’m really good at
Juggling, computers, playing bass, finding someones humor limits and crossing them, uncommon insights, impersonating a koala.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most people gasp and look at me like I'm a ghost when I tell them how infrequently I read books. I don't know why I don't read much, I just don't.

I have however enjoyed a handful of good books. The entire Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series, 1984 & Lord of the Flies were good but I mostly read non fiction.

For movies: Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, Despicable Me, Amelie, Best in Show, Schindlers List. Anything funny, preferably not in 3D and without Adam Sandler even though we both appear in the movie Shakes the Clown.

Music: Funk, fusion, jazz, rock, world, experimental and others.

My favorite food is prepared food.
Six things I could never do without
Humor, nachos, funky bass, furry critters, sleeping till noon and whatever the 6th thing is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unaware that it's a Friday. Since I don't have a normal job Friday nights and weekends are not the usual escape for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes close my eyes when I brush my teeth.

I have better secrets than this one.
You should message me if
You've read this far and are interested in a relationship or friendship that should last a long time and goes beyond simple pleasantries.
The two of us