Now for my about me:
Having spent the first few years on my own roaming the country as a Wesley Snipes impersonator I finally decided it was time to move on with my life. After a series of escalating dares I finally got married and moved to the murder capital of the Eastern Seaboard, Thrilladelphia. Where sirens are as common as ring tones and cheeseburgers are the legal tender. While I won't go into the details of my divorce (Lets just say it's never a good idea to jump into a cage of lions while wearing a hamburger suit) I will say I have a big insurance check coming my way so lets blow it all on all you can eat buffets and signed copies of "Goosebumps" by R.L. Stein.
On the weekends you can find me bullet proofing my house, vacuuming my sidewalk, and if my neighbors are away, selling their furniture. As far as my hobbies are concerned I love drinking, driving, and gambling. Sometimes it's a mix of one of the two or all of them at once. Nothing says I'm living life to the fullest like slugging down a bottle of Jack Daniels while driving down the highway and you're playing miniature roulette while you're on your way to A.C. Other hobbies I enjoy include scuba diving in the Delaware river, attending free cable modem conventions, watching 24 hour marathons of 24 on FX, and attending VHS swap meets. You have no idea how hard it is to find a mint condition copy of Rocky IV until you've really tried. I also enjoy many many more respectable activities such as underwater sailing and maxing out other peoples credit cards. In my spare time I like to volunteer at a local soup kitchen in Center City. It’s a great way to help the needy without actually touching them. As for the nightlife I like to attend places where the doorman hands you hundred dollar bills when you walk in or you can usually tell where I am by the amount of ambulances and burning helicopters in any given area. I've come to realize my life is just like anyone else's only more interesting because I can see ghosts that aren't really there.
I am Humorous, Hungry, and Pretty Strong
I'm always up to try new life experiences as long as they are exciting. Big Foot hunting from a helicopter perhaps? Base jumping off the Art Museum? Illegal shark fights? Count me in. Having been to every major city in the States and cross country trips across Canada I would like to travel to Europe at some point soon.
My favorite movies are Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, and Robocop.
As for my musical taste I mostly listen to movie soundtracks. Some of my favorites include the ones from the aforementioned movies as well as current favorite Hans Zimmer's Man of Steel.
Other types of music I enjoy are Techno in all of its variations, Electro, House, Indie Rock, 80's Freestyle, and much much more.
When it comes to food I only eat diamond encrusted Faberge Eggs from France.
2. Clothing. Without it we'd be arrested if we're anywhere near a school or movie theatre.
3. Time Travel
4. Numerous anthologies based on the life and times of Robocop. Especially his autobiography.
5. Jurassic Park
6. My skeleton. It keeps my flesh off the ground and my ghost inside my body.
1985 - 2037 Christian
Many knew of the man, but few truly knew him. Those that were closest to him have been mounting a vigil over his grave following his execution hoping for the resurrection promised in his latest book, "The Bible 2 - End Game". As yet their disappointment has only manifested itself in minor grumbling, but this may well turn into a full scale riot once the extent of this false prophets lies become evident.
The details regarding Christian's involvement in mass suicides by his followers are blurry at best, but more than sufficient for the death penalty to be brought back purely for him. One former member of his religion accused the self proclaimed prophet of encouraging his followers to fly, stating that their devotion would keep them aloft, before retracting the statement saying that he was "only kidding". Up to 7 million people died in this event.
His execution, televised around the world by Fox Global on behalf of President Murdoch (long may he reign) is one of the most viewed shows on FoxTube, and has resulted in a national holiday being announced in celebration.
Christian is survived by his 4 wives and 12 children, all of whom are being held in custody for crimes against the state.
2. When it comes to having children I plan on just cloning myself so I can raise myself as my own son. I will be the best father a son who is me could ever hope for and I will have the best son I could ever wish for.
-Lazy eye that tends to wander into the back of their head and when it comes back into full view it’s a different color
-Spending 30 minutes on the verge of tears talking about your ex and then calling me up at 4am and asking to borrow money.
-Pro-Lifers. If an accident happens, she has to at least consider giving up the kid to baby heaven or at least an orphanage. There’s just no way they make baby-seats for speedboats these days.
- Frequently having loud conversations with "God" like he was perched on her shoulder. Not like saying "Oh Lord help me" or something, but full blown yelling and arguing with God for over an hour.
- Belief that she could contact the past through her car radio.
- Belief that some people she knew were possessed by Ghosts that were going to start the apocalypse and that she might need to "send them to God".
If you don't do any of the previous things mentioned then I think we just might hit it off.