VonRoflcopter
25 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I work in a mental health facility, and one of my clients describes me as "The perfect example of middle age senility." I got that going for me, which is nice.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as a Case Manager for people with Schizophrenia, where according to the client listed above, my job consists of eating granola and yelling at people. I will be going to school to get a Masters in Social Work this September, and I plan drown myself up to my eyeballs in student debt and crying into my pillow at night as a way to deal with the massive workload and stress. Once that is done, I plan on opening a non profit that focuses on raising the employment rate of Autistics in Washington State.
I’m really good at
Empathy and grand strategy video games. Also telling the right joke at the wrong time and scarfing my face full of granola while I do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually comment on my smile, my good humor, and easygoing demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book has to be the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Catch-22. Gotta love the dry tangental wit!

Favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Favorite show is Doctor Who and Monty Python, with some awesome animes like Cowboy Bebop or FMA Broho.

Favorite music is the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dream Theater, Bjork, Of Monsters and Men, REM, Pearl Jam and Nickleback. Just kidding with Nickleback.

Favorite food is shrimp, cheesecake, and bacon all at the same time. Do Milkshakes count as food?
The six things I could never do without
The Internet.
My family and friends.
The world around me.
My education.
My curiosity.
Freedom.
The ability to write seven things on a list that requires six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The general human condition and ways to improve it through pranks and hugs.
Also ways to empower the downtrodden and marginalized.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often playing video games or hanging out with friends. I might also be uncontrollably guzzling milkshakes down my throat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Aspergers syndrome and run a network of support and social groups for Autistics in King County. I'm just a little quirky because of it. :)
You should message me if
If you are odd and beautiful.

If you are a giant bag of granolla.

If you built your own computer.

If you think weird people are the right kind of people.

If you are a giant bag of granolla.
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