Vonnegutsy
33 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a fun loving, cocktail drinking, tree climbing musician that loves sports and Texas and you!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a chauffeur for the Omni Hotel and I love my job! I meet some of the most interesting people from all over the world every single day. From Canadian oil field workers to Croatian delegates to the guy that writes all the academy sports commercials and everyone in between.
I’m really good at
Massages, playing records, listening, climbing trees and almost anything I try to do I'm mildly talented at. This sounds like I'm gloating, but, I am actually complaining.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a scar on my forehead from a hit and run incident on my bike. I wasn't wearing a helmet. I could get it removed, but I leave it as a reminder to always wear my helmet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kurt Vonnegut, Granddaddy, Arrested Development, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, and my thrown together home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Kurt Vonnegut's wisdom, Air, Water, beef jerky, my scooter, and my eventual life partner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trees and birds and mountains and puppies and sports and how awesome boobs are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving around rich people and then, most likely, I am getting drunk as a teen popstar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a man crush on Ryan Gosling.
You should message me if
If you want to have fun.
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