VorpalArnie
26Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the kind of guy who struggles to keep it concise.
What I’m doing with my life
After finally finishing with the tedium of a comp sci degree, I spend most of my days as a legal assistant in a firm that advocates for special ed kids. I spend most of my evenings tutoring several young children in computer science. I spend most of my nights lying down in bed, furiously debating with my furrowed brows on whether or not I should go back to get an early childhood education degree.

This will all come to a standstill, though, when my daydreams come alive by the hands of fate, and I'm put in a political position where the lives and livelihoods of a significant portion of the free world depend on my heroic self-sacrifice.
I’m really good at
answering the seemingly-endless string of "why?" questions that young children think is delightfully fun to repeat. Little do these kids know that I obsess over being able to articulate exactly why I do what I do, why I think what I think, and why everything is what it is.

My perseverance leads these children to boredom far sooner than I would suffer frustration from my own ignorance.
The first things people usually notice about me
include that I'm totally, definitely not a sleeper-cell terrorist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cheerios and C-SPAN.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the population stability of a large-scale cannibalism-based human society.
On a typical Friday night I am
swapping bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The agéd tongue of verses past
drank deep from River Avon's wells.
That structured rhyme with metaphor
so strongly rings my pleasure bells.
You should message me if
...you want to touch more beards but running up to men on the street and sticking your hands in their faces seems a little, uh, weird I guess?
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