25 Guildford, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I have plans to one day adopt every Bernese Mountain dog.

Used to work in TV, now I write books.

I'm an amateur pun enthusiast.

I suck at puns.

I laugh at childish things and I'm unapologetic about it.
I’m really good at
Being self-deprecating and sardonic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a chicken pox scar on my forehead. It burns whenever I'm near poultry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Painted Man, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, War of the Worlds, Fahrenheit 451, Dark Eden, The Martain, The Postman, Ready Player One, Beté, Sand, The Stars My Destination, A Canticle for Leibowitz, The Black Cloud, The Mote in God's Eye, Uplift, The Gunslinger, The Egg, Sum.

Movies: Buried, Oldboy, The Prestige, Rope, Ink, Sunshine, Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Inception, Memento, Mary & Max, Rear Window, Psycho, Brick, 50/50, The Breakfast Club, Wreck-it Ralf, The Pursuit of Happyness, Serenity, Exam, The Man From Earth, Sleuth, Paper Heart, The Iron Giant, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, La Jetee, Twelve Monkeys, Stranger Than Fiction.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Community, Rick & Morty, Battlestar Galactica, Arrow, The Flash, Party Down, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, New Girl, Arrested Development, Black Books, Firefly, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Fresh Meat, Vikings, Modern Family.

Music: Listener, The Antlers, Childish Gambino, Scroobius Pip, Manchester Orchestra, Braids, City and Colour, Daughter, Explosions in the Sky, Frightened Rabbit, Iron & Wine, Johnny Cash, Listener, M83, Owen, Sam Hart, *shels, This Will Destroy You, Anatomy Of the Bear, Shane koyczan.

Food: Yes.
You should message me if
You don't mind the fact that if you ever rely on me for directions, you'll end up lost.