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My self-summary
Author and qualified TEFL teacher. Far too invested in puns and stranger's dogs. Avid reader, film buff, and hilariously bad at small talk.

Vegetarian, but won't judge you for eating a steak.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing books and laughing at dogs wearing socks. Silly dogs, socks are people clothes!
I’m really good at
I can eat the crap out of a pizza.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a chicken pox scar on my forehead. It burns whenever I'm near poultry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Painted Man, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, War of the Worlds, Fahrenheit 451, Dark Eden, The Martain, The Postman, Ready Player One, Beté, Sand, The Stars My Destination, A Canticle for Leibowitz, The Black Cloud, The Mote in God's Eye, Uplift, The Gunslinger, The Egg, Sum.

Movies: Buried, Oldboy, The Prestige, Rope, Ink, Sunshine, Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Inception, Memento, Mary & Max, Rear Window, Psycho, Brick, 50/50, The Breakfast Club, Wreck-it Ralf, The Pursuit of Happyness, Serenity, Exam, The Man From Earth, Sleuth, Paper Heart, The Iron Giant, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, La Jetee, Twelve Monkeys, Stranger Than Fiction, Rudderless.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Community, Rick & Morty, Battlestar Galactica, Arrow, The Flash, Party Down, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, New Girl, Arrested Development, Black Books, Firefly, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Fresh Meat, Vikings, Modern Family, The Middle, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Dare Devil, Legends of Tomorrow.

Music: Listener, The Antlers, Childish Gambino, Scroobius Pip, Manchester Orchestra, Braids, City and Colour, Daughter, Explosions in the Sky, Frightened Rabbit, Iron & Wine, Johnny Cash, Listener, M83, Owen, Sam Hart, *shels, This Will Destroy You, Anatomy Of the Bear, Shane koyczan.

Food: Yes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Tammy could be so heartless. Birdperson just wanted to be happy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, playing a game, hanging out with friends, relaxing. I prefer a pub over a club every time.
You should message me if
You don't mind the fact that if you ever rely on me for directions, you'll end up lost.
The two of us