37 Wausau, United States
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My self-summary
Hi everybody! My name is Chris but I also go by the name Twitch. Call me what you like, I have no problem with either one. I am a single 33 year old student who is currently trying to make it in the art/design field.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I am taking classes full time online for my bachelor's in graphic design. I should have my associates degree in May. Other than that I work at a pizza joint and create some commission artwork.
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, and I like to tell myself that I'm really good at bowling. I am also really good with kids. I'm also very good at keeping cool under stressful circumstances. Giving good back rubs. Telling dirty jokes and other things I can't remember at the moment. My memory is not the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
They always think I'm younger than I really am. I can be at a bar with my buddies and I am the only one that gets carded. People say I have really nice eyes. That and my curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Max Brooks, Mario Acevedo, John Stanford, Poe, whatever history books I get a hold of.
Music: I am a big listener of metal and hard rock. I also listen to Bill Withers, Maxwell, Tribe Called Quest, Tom Jones, Gorillaz, exc. With the exception of most country and that auto tuned crap on the radio, I will listen to it.
Shows: I am a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Whatever historical documentaries that is not focused around ice truckers, pawn shops, or repo companies will catch my eye as well. I have been watching classic shows like Dark Shadows, Star Trek, And The A-Team.
Movies: Bad movies and horror movies. The gorier the better. I also like comedy and action films like The Expendables, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Airplane, Spaceballs, Black Dynamite, Bullit, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Food: I absolutely love anything Asian. Octopus salad and bottle of sake sounds so good right now.
The six things I could never do without
My sketchbook, music, a PC, and a sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A whole bunch of random shit. One moment I am thinking about the possibility of alternate universes, then all of a sudden I am thinking about how they get the cheese inside a hotdog. As of right now I am wondering what the chances are of getting out of work if i tell them I have been abducted by aliens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home with a movie playing and working on homework or artwork. Yeah, it sounds boring but most of my friends are married and they are of doing things with other married couples. The one time I did hang out with them, it was so boring. Occasionally I will head out to the bar, but being an introvert by yourself in a bar is depressing. Maybe if I had someone there with me I could have more fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well there was this one time when I had this race with some guy on one of the old fashioned bikes with the giant wheel on the front. And he was starting to win, but I was like "We'll see about that!" So I found this huge brick and OOPS... that was from an episode of The Simpsons.
If you want me to admit a private thing, you'll have to get to know me. Saying private things on a website? I don't know what kind of weirdos are on this site.
You should message me if
-If you like art
-you want someone to talk to
-you enjoy jokes of any kind
-you are a gamer
-you want someone that's good with kids
-you are not just looking for a guy to spite your ex. What is this, high school? Get over it!
-you need someone with strong hands to give you massages.
-you like to have someone to watch movies with.
-you are looking for a guy who gives you respect.
- you are not just looking for a babysitter. That's what the classifieds are for!
-You are looking for a guy who is strong.
- you are looking for someone who is not afraid of showing affection.
-You don't mind a guy who can be a bit on the nerdy side.

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