WLTwitch
37Wausau, United States
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My self-summary
Hi everybody! My name is Chris but I also go by Twitch. Call me what you like, I have no problem with either one. I am a single 37 year old guy currently living in Oshkosh. I moved here from Wausau a few months ago and I am in dire need of freinds
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, and I like to tell myself that I'm really good at bowling. I am also really good with kids. I'm also very good at keeping cool under stressful circumstances. Giving good back rubs. Telling dirty jokes and other things I can't remember at the moment. My memory is not the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
They always think I'm younger than I really am. I can be at a bar with my buddies and I am the only one that gets carded. People say I have really nice eyes. That and my curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Max Brooks, Mario Acevedo, John Stanford, Poe, whatever history books I get a hold of.
Music: I am a big listener of metal and hard rock. I also listen to Bill Withers, Maxwell, Tribe Called Quest, Tom Jones, Gorillaz, exc. With the exception of most country and that auto tuned crap on the radio, I will listen to it.
Shows: I am a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Whatever historical documentaries that is not focused around ice truckers, pawn shops, or repo companies will catch my eye as well. I have been watching classic shows like Dark Shadows, Star Trek, And The A-Team.
Movies: Bad movies and horror movies. The gorier the better. I also like comedy and action films like The Expendables, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Airplane, Spaceballs, Black Dynamite, Bullit, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Food: I absolutely love anything Asian. Octopus salad and bottle of sake sounds so good right now.
Six things I could never do without
My sketchbook, music, a PC, and a sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A whole bunch of random shit. One moment I am thinking about the possibility of alternate universes, then all of a sudden I am thinking about how they get the cheese inside a hotdog. As of right now I am wondering what the chances are of getting out of work if i tell them I have been abducted by aliens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home with a movie playing and doing artwork. Yeah, it sounds boring but most of my friends are married and they are of doing things with other married couples. The one time I did hang out with them, it was so boring. Occasionally I will head out to the bar, but being an introvert by yourself in a bar is depressing. Maybe if I had someone there with me I could have more fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well there was this one time when I had this race with some guy on one of the old fashioned bikes with the giant wheel on the front. And he was starting to win, but I was like "We'll see about that!" So I found this huge brick and OOPS... that was from an episode of The Simpsons.
If you want me to admit a private thing, you'll have to get to know me. Saying private things on a website? I don't know what kind of weirdos are on this site.
You should message me if
-If you like art
-you want someone to talk to
-you enjoy jokes of any kind
-you are a gamer
-you need someone with strong hands to give you massages.
-you like to have someone to watch movies with.
-you are looking for a guy who gives you respect.
- you are not just looking for a babysitter. That's what the classifieds are for!
-You are looking for a guy who is strong.
-You don't mind a guy who can be a bit on the nerdy side.

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