32 Fredericksburg, United States
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My self-summary
This opening feels so self serving. The whole profile is essentially a "best of" hits record, but they want you to make an even smaller condensed version at the top for people not interested enough to read the full profile? Seems lazy. If you're interested, read the whole thing, if not, do you and move it along :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Private Investigator who works mostly white collar insurance fraud cases. I just moved into a new house, so I've been working on making the yard awesome and trying to get this garden up and going. I hang out with friends when everyone's schedules line up and otherwise go on adventures with my 11 year old dog, Dazey.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, telling a good story, cooking, listening, and filling life with excitement.
The first things people usually notice about me
My entire life people have told me I make amazing facial expressions. I'm pretty animated when I get excited, so it could just be my overall personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Grey, The Dark Knight Rises, Avengers, The Fifth Element,Heat, Sunshine, The Departed, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Lookout, Anchorman, The Ten, The Dark Knight, 500 Days of Summer, Wet Hot American Summer, Inception, Kick-Ass, District 9.

The Giver was an incredible book, Where the Red Fern Grows still is the only book that can make me cry. Stephen King is my biggest influence and 'The Shining' is my favorite book, his son Joe Hill has had some great fiction lately with Heart Shaped Box, Horns, and NOS4A2.
The six things I could never do without
My dog
My Family
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. 'What If' scenarios. How people I know are currently doing, my cases. Ways to better my house and property.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my dog hanging out with a bourbon and a book, or in Old Town Fredericksburg with friends having good food and laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have four tattoos and they're all separate mourning sigils.
You should message me if
You're looking for a funny guy, empathetic guy who loves the world, art and the people in it, who doesn't take himself too seriously.