32 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Things I like: taking pointless walks, popping bubble wrap, singing in the shower or when I'm driving, robots, football, books about war, pie, baking said pies, autumn, parentheses(they're so handy), spicy foods, making lists, crossing items off lists, taking naps (especially if it's cold and/or raining outside), maps, dinosaurs, brunch (seriously, you combine breakfast with alcohol, it doesn't get better than that), and trampolines.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm part of an apprentice electrician program with the electrician's union, where they have me work during the day and go to school a couple of nights a week.

In my spare time I volunteer at an animal shelter, play video games, take long walks, browse the internet for funny pictures of cats and spend far more time watching history documentaries on youtube than I'd care to admit.
I’m really good at
I can bench press a Buick, just not if anyone's looking. (I'm very self-conscious about my super human strength)
I won a beauty contest in Monopoly. Twice.
Yelling at the tv when sports are on
Building forts out of couch cushions
I don't mean to brag, but I know how to say "Hello, I am a werewolf." in three different languages (you never know when you might contract lycanthropy when traveling abroad).
I was also named Time's person of the year in 2006. (Bonus points if you just googled that)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty tall. Also, my facial hair is kind of red and I think that's awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I usually like historical non-fiction and fantasy novels: A song of ice and fire, The Hobbit, Wheel of time, Discworld. Does Calvin and Hobbes belong here? I'm putting Calvin and Hobbes in here

TV: I love football and like hockey. As for shows; Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Lost, Lucky Louie, Tosh.0, Archer, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community, Arrested Development, It's always sunny, Law and Order

Movies: Fight Club, Star Wars, Billy Madison, Gladiator, the Nolan Batman movies, The Hangover, The Thing, Anchorman, Back to the Future, Full Metal Jacket, The Avengers, Shaun of the dead and pretty much any zombie movie.

Music: I like most classic rock and some hip-hop, some of my favorites are Queen, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Eminem, Jay-Z, Kanye West

Games: Final Fantasy Tactics, Chrono Trigger, Portal 2, Terraria, basically any old JRPG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I go to the gym but don't post about it on Facebook, did it really happen?
If I was a porn star, what would my name be? I can't decide between "Reginald Rageboner" and "Chad the Impaler".
I'm thinking of getting a Gangnam Style tattoo on my face, it seems like the kind of thing I'll never regret.
edit: got the tattoo, I regret nothing
edit2: I've made a terrible mistake
Why doesn't Netflix have a dating service? Like "Here are singles in your area who also watched Archer for 6 hours straight".
My roommates are both bald, so whose shampoo is that in the bathroom?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating cookies for dinner because I am an adult and I can do what I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went on Wikipedia to check a fact. Two hours later I knew everything there was to know about the Soviet Union.
You should message me if
You have a dog (or cat) I can play with.

You would be willing to date a robot. Not for me, I'm uh... asking for a friend.

You don't have any stories about that time you were abducted by aliens, or a pile of torsos in the trunk of you car.

You've ever had one of your oxen injure itself fording the river and/or a member of your party has died of dysentery.

You are Morgan Freeman and want to narrate my life.

If I messaged you, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan