YOU: Sweet, fun, cute, laugh at almost everything I say (because how can you help yourself?) You give as good as you get. Not really sure what that means but I heard it once on TV and always liked it. I think it means you don't take any guff. Republicans tend to make you queasy. You could give two shits past a nickle if two gay people get married. The way you see it, it's none of your damn business. If I mention a famous person I happen to know, the look on your face tells me you are not impressed and may die of boredom. You have your own thing that you do and are quite good at it. I'm actually a little jealous. If I asked you to give up your thing you would tell me to go screw. (I would never ask that) You are happy to share your knowledge with me but don't act like you know everything. And if I start acting like I know everything you put me in my place straight away. You are not religious because you are not a dope.
ME: You never mind about me. This is MY dog & pony ride.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE sex! And I LOVE hot, nude girls! But I have no interest in going to your website, or joining some club so I can see all your sexy photos. I'm sure they're great! But I'd rather meet somebody I can possibly start a relationship with. I just ended a sentence with the word with. I did it again! Twice in a row!
I also love good conversation with that certain someone I care about. Great, ended that one with about. I'm finished here.
No, I'm playing around! Right now I am writing an internet comedy show. How does a job like that pay? Let's just say I'm not living at The Ritz. Ha ha! Eventually I hope to get a bunch of cartoons on television (I love writing cartoons!) but right now, I'm just scraping by like most Americans. But, recently I have gotten back into PERFORMING comedy, and not for the money, just because it's something that I really enjoy. I just read that last sentence and it made me whence. I'm going to stop now.
I'm not comfortable with this whole bragging thing, I have to say. It's one thing to brag about your salsa, but to talk about yourself as a performer, as an artist... I can be pretty good at the comedy thing. There, I said it. Don't like it. Feel like a douche. Let's get back to the salsa verde. Up for a salsa-off? You will lose.
Apocalypse Now, Cool Hand Luke, Blazing Saddles, Defending Your Life
Mary Tyler Moore Show, Odd Couple, Taxi, Carol Burnett, Cheers, MASH, Modern Family, Larry Saunders, Fernwood Tonight..
Jackson Browne, Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, John Prine, Ray Charles, The National...
I am a Mexican food fanatic! Have to have it at least three times a week. Also like Thai food, Italian food, Indian food, Chinese food, sushi... And there's nothing wrong with good ol' American barbecue!