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My self-summary
I am an only child and a Dallas native.
I'm a feminist.
I am not for everyone, and I'm ok with that.
I absolutely hate repeating myself so if you're not going to read this all the way through, don't bother messaging me.

Before you proceed further, I HIGHLY suggest you read these three articles:


What I’m doing with my life
Graduated from UNT with a Fashion Merchandising & Business degree.

I work for Neiman Marcus.

Actively fighting rampant misogyny and sexism directed at women.

Slowly becoming a crazy cat lady.
I’m really good at
Wasting inordinate amounts of time on nothing and nobody.
Admitting when I'm wrong.
Proving points.
Knocking the socks off people.

Finding relevant quotes..."On a couple of occasions I've shocked myself." - Stephen King
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows, apparently...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King, Douglas Adams, and H.P. Lovecraft
Movies: Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, and Guillermo del Toro
Shows: Documentaries
Music: All of it. Everything but Spanish music.
Food: Avocados.
Six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. The Wild Fur Beast: aka Aphrodite, and her trusty little brother Apollo The Cat
3. My family/friends
4. Education
5. Whitening toothpaste...
6. A very LARGE closet.... to hide many many past skeletons... Or a body, depending on who you are.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Does anybody ever read anymore?!
2. There are an alarming amount of people with the word "taco" in their screen name.
3. Why people feel the need to attack when rejected? I rejected you. Stop throwing a mantrum and get over yourself.
4. How to combat misogyny in women's every day lives and how to shut down the microaggressions aimed at holding us back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not in a bar.
Probably working late or at home, sleeping.
Possibly with my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to ride a bike!

I have a very real mistrust of whales. (No, it's not a joke, so keep your patronizing comments to yourself.)
You should message me if
- You're over 30 and literate.
- You're NOT married or in a relationship - no matter how "open" you claim it to be (separated IS still technically married.)
- You DON'T have children (or are a child yourself: here's looking at you everyone under 26.)
- You're not insanely creepy, or even moderately creepy. You know, how about not creepy at all...
- You love cats (or at least like them a lot because mine's not going ANYWHERE.)
- You're a feminist and support the feminist movement 100%. (Don't message me if you aren't/don't.)
- You're a non-generic conversationalist. That means mindless small talk is out.
- You won't ask me stupid questions like, "having any luck?" Or, "what is your name?" Or, "What's a feminist?" (see "you read" below.)
- You read and have read my profile and the articles therein.
- You know the difference between you're/your, their/they're/there, to/too, and can correctly spell the words you and are.
- You WON'T ask me to hook up with you.
- You WON'T try to pressure me into meeting before I'm ready or be in a relationship I quite obviously don't ever want.
- You don't need your ego stroked.


If you make any sexist or misogynistic remarks, you'll be reported and blocked immediately.

I don't want a relationship. Here's why:


If you're looking for an accolade from me for being an adult and doing adult things... You're not going to get one.
The two of us