Saraemilybe
31 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Hey! I'm gonna be in Los Angeles the 24th-28th. Hang out with me.

When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.

If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."

I probably hate dating. I want to run away to Costa Rica. I'm not very patient but I'm incredibly generous. If we eat together, I will always insist you try my food. Also, I don't drink. I don't care if you do but I'm not gonna go get a drink with you unless we are talking about bubble tea then yes let's go get a drink.

Full disclosure, I'm just starting to try out this whole ethical non-monogamy thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner. And getting irrationally mad when they don't invite me to pet their dog.
I’m really good at
My job. Which also happens to be my favorite thing to do. Talk about win/win.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I still think mix CDs are, like, the most romantic thing ever.

All the food. Be an asshole with me and let's spend too much money on it.

Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
The six things I could never do without
All I need is you, baby. 😘😘😘

And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up.

Now that I've grown up, I wish I was still dumb enough to think I could be a unicorn.
You should message me if
So I get that my appearance gives off some sort of fucking impression but I'll tell you right now I'm not even remotely interested in being fetishized. You got some fantasy about banging a weird girl, take it somewhere else. I'm not even that weird, I'm from Iowa and like I love Beyoncé.

Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)

Also, if you have a dog, I'm seriously interested in becoming their bff.

If you're turned off by me saying I'm a cat loving feminist, then plz do not message. But if you're into that: hey, what's up, you're cute. 😍

I had someone tell me they don't hang out with people that don't bike and I decided that I don't hang out with people who don't hang out with people that don't bike because go fuck yourself. Longest sentence ever.
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