Saraemilybe
31 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.

If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."

I probably hate dating. I want to run away to Costa Rica. I'm not very patient but I'm incredibly generous. If we eat together, I will always insist you try my food. Also, I don't drink. I don't care if you do but I'm not gonna go get a drink with you unless we are talking about bubble tea then yes let's go get a drink.
What I’m doing with my life
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner. And getting irrationally mad when they don't invite me to pet their dog.
I’m really good at
My job. Which also happens to be my favorite thing to do. Talk about win/win.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I still think mix CDs are, like, the most romantic thing ever.

I know summer basically just happened but I've been on a ramen kick lately. Also, Korean fried chicken. Mmmmmmmmm.

Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
The six things I could never do without
All I need is you, baby. 😘😘😘

And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up.
You should message me if
Look, I understand this is the place where I'm supposed to list a bunch of expectations you have to pretend to meet, but I'm not playing that game. Message me if you're a nice person, but also a bit of an asshole, and you have something to say. I'll probably respond.

Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)

Also, if you have a dog, I'm seriously interested in becoming their bff.

Hey, so I figured out a few things I'm not okay with: open mouth chewing, not actually living in Chicago, people that say they could care less when they couldn't, and anyone that hates cats. Like, wtf is wrong with you?

P.S. Your hat isn't fooling anyone. I know you're bald. It's okay.
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