Also I'm leaving Chicago in the summer so don't get any crazy ideas.
When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.
If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."
Listen, I took my cat to my work Christmas party the same day I got him tattooed on me. I don't drink but that doesn't mean I'm sober. My spirit animal is the sloth. This is the kind of woman I am.
All the food. Be an asshole with me and let's spend too much money on it.
Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
Look, I recently fell asleep with cookies in my bed and woke up with cookies in my hair. Then didn't wash my hair for two days. This is a very good indicator of who I am and where I'm at in life currently.
Now that I've grown up, I wish I was still dumb enough to think I could be a unicorn.
Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)
If you're turned off by me saying I'm a cat loving feminist, then plz do not message. But if you're into that: hey, what's up, you're cute. 😍
Mostly looking for people with dogs right now. And by mostly I mean you better be pretty fucking fantastic if you don't have a dog.