If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."
I probably hate dating. I want to run away to Costa Rica. I'm not very patient but I'm incredibly generous. If we eat together, I will always insist you try my food. Also, I don't drink. I don't care if you do but I'm not gonna go get a drink with you unless we are talking about bubble tea then yes let's go get a drink.
All the food. Be an asshole with me and let's spend too much money on it.
Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
Now that I've grown up, I wish I was still dumb enough to think I could be a unicorn.
Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)
Also, if you have a dog, I'm seriously interested in becoming their bff.
If you're turned off by me saying I'm a cat loving feminist, then plz do not message. But if you're into that: hey, what's up, you're cute. 😍
I had someone tell me they don't hang out with people that don't bike and I decided that I don't hang out with people who don't hang out with people that don't bike because go fuck yourself. Longest sentence ever.