If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."
I probably hate dating. I want to run away to Costa Rica. I'm not very patient but I'm incredibly generous. If we eat together, I will always insist you try my food. Also, I don't drink. I don't care if you do but I'm not gonna go get a drink with you unless we are talking about bubble tea then yes let's go get a drink.
Full disclosure, I'm just starting to try out this whole ethical non-monogamy thing. If you wanna be my guide, let's go exploring.
All the food. Be an asshole with me and let's spend too much money on it.
Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
Now that I've grown up, I wish I was still dumb enough to think I could be a unicorn.
Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)
If you're turned off by me saying I'm a cat loving feminist, then plz do not message. But if you're into that: hey, what's up, you're cute. 😍
Mostly looking for people with dogs right now. And by mostly I mean you better be pretty fucking fantastic if you don't have a dog.