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My self-summary
This is important. I do not fuck with Trump supporters.

Also I'm leaving Chicago in the summer so don't get any crazy ideas.


When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.

If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."

Listen, I took my cat to my work Christmas party the same day I got him tattooed on me. I don't drink but that doesn't mean I'm sober. My spirit animal is the sloth. This is the kind of woman I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner. And getting irrationally mad when they don't invite me to pet their dog.
I’m really good at
My job. Which also happens to be my favorite thing to do. Talk about win/win.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I still think mix CDs are, like, the most romantic thing ever.

All the food. Be an asshole with me and let's spend too much money on it.

Game of Thrones is the only thing I really care about. And I don't care if that's so obvious or whatever. I especially don't care if you're one of those assholes that doesn't watch it because everyone else does.
Six things I could never do without
All I need is you, baby. 😘😘😘

And pizza. Pizza is pretty important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.

Look, I recently fell asleep with cookies in my bed and woke up with cookies in my hair. Then didn't wash my hair for two days. This is a very good indicator of who I am and where I'm at in life currently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up.

Now that I've grown up, I wish I was still dumb enough to think I could be a unicorn.
You should message me if
So I get that my appearance gives off some sort of fucking impression but I'll tell you right now I'm not even remotely interested in being fetishized. You got some fantasy about banging a weird girl, take it somewhere else. I'm not even that weird, I'm from Iowa and like I love Beyoncé.

Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that? (This isn't a sex thing, it's a lazy/fuck pants thing, don't make it weird, k)

If you're turned off by me saying I'm a cat loving feminist, then plz do not message. But if you're into that: hey, what's up, you're cute. 😍

Mostly looking for people with dogs right now. And by mostly I mean you better be pretty fucking fantastic if you don't have a dog.
The two of us