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My self-summary
I was born a poor black child. Wait, that wasn't me. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Not that one either. Screw it, just call me Ishmael.

I like fast booze and cheap women. I'm always down for a shindig or a soirée, but you won't catch me dead at hootenanny.

I was the Lindbergh baby.

I never shot a man just to watch him die, but I did give Johnny Cash the idea.

One day I want to live in the version of New York depicted in Hey Arnold!

I'm looking for someone to plan a heist with, but scrap it at the last minute to go to a diner. I like adventures both indoors and out. Spontaneity is always a good thing. So's a little trouble. I enjoy exploring the city, seeing old movies, going to museums, plays and talking very seriously about silly things, and these activities work better with another person.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing and making movies.
I’m really good at
Making up stories about strangers I see on the street.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm making them laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mad Men, Deadwood, Pushing Daisies, The Simpsons, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Sopranos, Gilmore Girls, Archer, Community, Children's Hospital, Mr. Show, Stella, Adventure Time, Wonder Showzen.

East of Eden, The Sound And The Fury, 1984, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Red Harvest, The Corrections, Cat's Cradle, Portnoy's Complaint,

8 1/2, Terminator 2, When Harry Met Sally, Into The Woods, The Thing, High and Low, The Sweet Smell of Success, Singin' In The Rain, Amelie, The Third Man, The Night of The Hunter, Duck Soup, The General, The Jerk, After Hours, Annie Hall.

The Kinks, Girl Talk, Santigold, Modest Mouse, Cults, LCD Soundsystem, Matt & Kim, DJ Shadow.

Risotto, Pad Thai, Steak.
Six things I could never do without
Friends, Camera, Book, Pen, Notebook, Musicals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the dance floor or catching a movie at the New Beverly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That Johnny Cash thing was a pretty big scoop, don't you think? That makes me an accessory to a murder.
You should message me if
You're into stuff and/or things.
The two of us