In terms of looks, I am the 8th most attractive man on OkCupid. Please message me if you're the 8th most attractive woman. Or if you're the 7th most attractive woman but are willing to date down because you lack a proper dowery*
*This is, of course, a joke. A bountiful dowery will be required.
The Thing, Star Trek, Step Brothers, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Toy Story, Troll 2
Louie, It's Always Sunny, Lost, Fringe, Breaking Bad, Colbert
Flogging Molly, Green Day, The Strokes, My Chemical Romance, Theme from Ducktales
I like the same kinds of food that everyone likes.
2. That's it.