32 Burbank, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Dan. All you need to know about me is that I own a bunch of DVD's but no DVD player.

In terms of looks, I am the 8th most attractive man on OkCupid. Please message me if you're the 8th most attractive woman. Or if you're the 7th most attractive woman but are willing to date down because you lack a proper dowery*

*This is, of course, a joke. A bountiful dowery will be required.
I’m really good at
hiding from people who are after me by standing in a doorway and pretending to be their reflection.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm crying in the back of a cop car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Watership Down, World War Z, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ovid's Metamorphoses, Scientific Progress Goes Boink

The Thing, Star Trek, Step Brothers, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Toy Story, Troll 2

Louie, It's Always Sunny, Lost, Fringe, Breaking Bad, Colbert

Flogging Molly, Green Day, The Strokes, My Chemical Romance, Theme from Ducktales

I like the same kinds of food that everyone likes.
The six things I could never do without
1. The sensual wisdom of Dr. Ian Malcolm
2. That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if we should have been chasing waterfalls all this time?
On a typical Friday night I am
extremely handsome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Right before I filled this out, I ate my roommate's chalupa. He was really excited for it, too. I feel no regret.
You should message me if
You're fun, kind, sweet, adventurous, funny and lovely, and if you have 16 thousand dollars I can borrow.