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My self-summary
Liquor, linguistics, and lechery. Huge hair, happy haranguer, horny harlot. Grammar, gaynosity, gibberish. Politics, punk, perversions. Alliteration; alteration, mind; awesome.

I am a tippler, a stickler, and contrarian
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly wasting it. Not just that though! For a limited time I'm also shortening it; abusing it; raking it over the coals; besotting, besmirching belittling and bemoaning it. Running a gallery/venue. I also read a lot, and argue with primitivists.
I’m really good at
Damn, I think I gave it all away in the last entry... Arguing, napping, drinking, avoiding, biting, keeping secrets, doing dishes in the middle of the night, singing badly. Yeah, good at singing badly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My magnificent tresses. Maybe my squinty eye? Also, sometimes I'm loud. Because I care. I care so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A brazillion of all of them. Except movies. And music. I'm kind of picky about movies, and my taste in music is patchy at best. Dio? I like Dio. I've a small but growing collection of dictionaries, the centerpiece of which is the OED compact, but I haven't found a magnifying glass good enough to comfortable read the microprint in it. And this makes me angry. I like... books? All sorts of books. Fuck this entry. And probably you.
Six things I could never do without
The alphabet, dictionaries, breakfast, banter, debate, libraries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I don't spend enough time thinking about things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not sure what day it is. Rocking out at a show? Maybe. Heavy metal dance party? Maybe. Reading sci-fi and a dictionary? Could be. Well, actually, in the winter I'd be curling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
According to rumours, none of which were true, I have been addicted to crack, a father, and dead twice.
You should message me if
I'm cold... So very cold...
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