31Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a life-long learner. I may seem like the tough New Yorker type, but the truth is I'm a goof with an easygoing sensibility. The path that took me to where I am today was a fuckin hell of a ride, I always try to take as many lessons as I can out of my experiences. I frequently ask myself "is this what it feels like to be an adult?..", still not sure about that one.

I really respect people who are motivated in life and not afraid to be themselves. We spend so much time trying to impress others.. Such an inefficient use of life force.

Myers-Briggs Type INFP
What I’m doing with my life
Real estate development.
I’m really good at
Reading body language.
I can fix most things, I'm handy.
Being patient.
Not being passive aggressive.
Making you laugh.
Sarcastic as fuck.
I can probably beat you in a foot race.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - The Doors, Tyler the creator, earl sweatshirt, NIN, system of a down, chance the rapper, deafheaven, j cole, mc esoteric, Jimi Hendrix, killer mike, xx, grandfather, eminem, frank ocean, Pearl Jam, ghostface killaaahh killaaaahh killaaaaaaaahhhh, Wu Tang, jay electronica, lauryn hill.

TV stuff - an idiot abroad, Marc Maron, WORKAHOLICS, new girl, firefly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Death Note, Red Dwarf.
Six things I could never do without
Loyal friends - Hard to come by, should be treasured for life.
My dog
My therapist
The gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for changing it.

Dear Swizz Beats,
Shut up. Forever. Thanks.

When jay electronica will finally drop his album..

Why seamless stopped sending me coupons 😐. Seriously tho, wtf happened?..Can anyone shed some light on this?
On a typical Friday night I am
keeping hydrated
At a bar
Seeing music
Knitting mini sweaters for squirrels..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fuck snakes

I hate snakes.

I frequently make "yo momma" jokes about my dog to my dog....

Growing up, my parents let me pick out my own toys regardless of what gender they were intended for.. Barbie dolls.

I frequently have dreams about elevators..
You should message me if
You are open and willing to make a genuine connection.
You are kind.
You are cool with dogs.
you have a sense humor.
The two of us