WazzuJared
42 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual (Ok I stole this line from Bill Murray but what a perfect opener, right?).

I love sports and I also love nerdy things. I feel like women who are into sports think I'm too nerdy, and nerdy women think I'm too into sports. I'm a hybrid though, ladies. I can hold my own. You want to get into sports? Let's do it! You want to talk about Star Wars or Game of Thrones? I can do that too. As a bonus, I also like to follow politics. Hopefully we'll agree on political matters but if you love to argue, I can play a mean devil's advocate.

I like chilling indoors, but I also enjoy being outdoors. I hike, camp and even fish on occasion; but I'm not what you'd consider and outdoors man. I also don't have any tattoos and I don't ride a motorcycle (there goes about a third of you). I will parachute out of an air plane, but the air plane has to be on fire. The most extreme thing I think I've ever done is fall down a flight of stairs, and that wasn't even intentional.

My dislikes include, but are not limited to: rodents, drivers in front of me turning left, and dinner parties.
What I’m doing with my life
Being the best dad (there goes another third of you), dog owner, Coug, and Web Designer I can be.
I’m really good at
making you laugh. Yes, you specifically.
The first things people usually notice about me
my gray hair. I went gray pretty early, but the trade off is that I'll never go bald.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Shogun, Catcher in the Rye, The Stand, World War Z (night and day better and different than the movie), Friday Night Lights (night and day better and different than the movie or tv show), When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, Sick Puppy (anything by Carl Hiaason), and on and on...

TV: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Delocated (miss it dearly), The Americans, Real Time with Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Last Man on Earth, Justified, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Blacklist, Archer, Modem Family, and HBO documentaries.

Movies: Star Wars (it should go without saying that I mean the originals), Godfather(1 & 2), Fletch, The Jerk, Bachelor Party, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Airplane!, Animal House, Rocky, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Old School, The Sting, Royal Tennenbaums, Heaven Can Wait, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and on and on..

Music: My Pandora stations are all over the map, and I stick to the classics. Van Halen, James Brown, Chicago, AC/DC, Boston, Beastie Boys, Aerosmith and on and on...
The six things I could never do without
(If it's all the same to you I'm going to omit necessities like air, water and food. I'm also going to leave out sappy stuff like my kid, family, and friends)

-cuss words
-amusement
-entertainment
-good intel (gossip) from a reliable source (someone who thinks they know something)
-pants
-my phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to increase that number in my bank account
On a typical Friday night I am
out with my boy. Out with the guys. Hanging out with you? International spy shit. It all really depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Under the supervision and instruction of a veterinarian (who was too busy eating a sandwich at the time), I neutered a cat.
You should message me if
you think I can be that very last branch you can reach out and grab before hitting rock bottom. Kidding, of course. Or not. Whatever works for you. Seriously though, message me if you want to. I won't tell anyone.
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