29Sarasota, United States
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My self-summary
I'm pretty fun. I like rock climbing(or building climbing, whatever), riding my bike, music, video games, drunkenly dancing, going on adventures and camping
What I’m doing with my life
working...and the other stuff in my self-summary i guess.
I’m really good at
Your mom...and impressing your pants off.
The first things people usually notice about me
cashier at little ceasers-"You cant be in here like that"
Cashier-"bro, yer not wearing any pants! You want me to call the cops?!"
Me-"oh shit! Naw dont call the cops dude...can i get a large peperoni?"
Cashier-"LEAVE NOW!"
I guess I'm stupid...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't want to make this list. I just like too many things. Thats not a cop out, it just sounds tedious.
Six things I could never do without
sharp rocks
pointy stick
....pretty ladies, this is a stoopid quesion!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Partying, or what animal would win in a fight with another animal.
Also movie ideas. Also cartoons, cause they funny. Also naked ladies sometimes. Also if I need a shower, where to eat, what ima do when I get a time machine, what shirt to buy on da internet, why that guy is sooo fat...probably cause he wants to be the best!...idk?? If i'm ever going to be in love again, why the zombies are taking so long...probably the same shit as you dude! Idk! This is another dumb question.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing typical stuff, on an awesome friday night I am doing awesome stuff and on a weird friday night I am doing weird stuff. Take your pick...ladies ;)
You should message me if
....why would you do that? ....im the worst.
The two of us