WendyfulLife
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My self-summary
Smart, sassy, sweet, sapiosexual, sarcastic, short, self-aware, salty, and a whole lot of things that don't begin with "s."
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a teacher. I often say that teaching isn't what I do; it's who I am.
I’m really good at
Cooking. I make a brisket so good, you will weep with joy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. My dragons circling overhead. You know, the usual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors- Alice Hoffman, John Irving, Colleen McCullough, JD Salinger, Christopher Golden, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman... I could use some recommendations!

Movies- My favorite weird genres are magical realism and religious horror (especially fun, bad religious horror like The Seventh Sign). I love movies overall. Some longtime favs include Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, The Graduate, Young Frankenstein, The Final Destination franchise, The Faculty, Footloose, The Big Chill, Up, How to Train Your Dragon, When Harry Met Sally, American Werewolf in London, Grosse Pointe Blank, Love Actually, Zombieland, Easy A, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Red and Reds, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Shaun of the Dead, Chef, The Big Sick, and all the Sharknadoes (plural, like potatoes).

Music- Christine Lavin, Ben Folds, James Taylor, John Mayer, Bree Sharp, Fountains of Wayne, Taylor Swift, Amanda Marshall, Sting, The Police, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Common Rotation, Rick Springfield, Sublime and yes, the occasional Barry Manilow. Don't judge me. ;-)

TV: Current - The Big Bang Theory, the new Hawaii 5-0, Top Chef, most cooking shows, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, John Oliver, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, American Ninja Warrior, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, iZombie, Lucifer.

Past- The Wonder Years, Life Goes On, X-Files, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Wonderfalls, Friends, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, Chuck, Entourage, Terriers, Fringe, The New Normal, Go On, The Following, The Office (American), How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy, Hello Ladies, The Newsroom, Glee, Phineas & Ferb, Roadies, Brain Dead, Sleepy Hollow, Girls.

Food- Beef, raw or cooked. Hash browns. Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee. Sushi. Chicken tikka masala.
Six things I could never do without
Iced coffee in the morning.
Music to sing to in the shower.
Thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon.
The internet.
My super comfy bed.
My car, Penelope Pitstop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. I love to cook and I sometimes write about food, so my social media feeds are basically just food porn & cats (very little overlap there, though, thank goodness ;).
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, during the school year, I seem to go out drinking with my co-workers a lot. They're a fun lot, but I'd be just as happy hanging at home with the right someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot the sheriff. But I did NOT shoot the deputy.
You should message me if
You want to. That said, I am pretty selective and know what I like and what I don't, so please don't get all butt-hurt if I don't respond.

Also, to be totally clear from the get-go: I am NOT looking for a one-time hookup... unless you are exceptionally good-looking and smart (or at least exceptionally good-looking and are willing to just shut up and do what you're here for ;-).
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