Smart, sassy, sweet, sapiosexual, sarcastic, short, silly, self-aware, salty, and a whole lot of things that don't begin with "s."
Note: if you haven't filled out your profile or answered any questions, please don't waste your time messaging me. I won't reply.
Movies- My favorite weird genres are improbable romance (those that contain an element of magic and/or unlikelihood) and religious horror (especially fun, bad religious horror like The Seventh Sign). I love movies overall. Some longtime favs include Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, The Graduate, Young Frankenstein, The Final Destination franchise (except that last one; that one blew), The Faculty, Footloose, The Big Chill...really, anything with Kevin Kline, Up, How to Train Your Dragon, When Harry Met Sally, American Werewolf in London, Grosse Pointe Blank, Point Break, Love Actually, Zombieland, 500 Days of Summer, Easy A, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Red, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Shaun of the Dead, Chef, About Time, and all three Sharknadoes (plural, like potatoes).
Music- Jack White, Ben Folds, James Taylor, John Mayer, Bree Sharp, Fountains of Wayne, Storm Large, Wilco, Rilo Kiley, Amanda Marshall, Sting, The Police, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Common Rotation, Daughtry, Rick Springfield, Sublime and yes, the occasional Barry Manilow. Don't judge me. ;-)
TV: Current - The Big Bang Theory, the new Hawaii 5-0, Top Chef, almost anything on Food Network, Mr Robot, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Broad City, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, American Ninja Warrior, Roadies, Sleepy Hollow, Brain Dead, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, iZombie, X-Files.
Past- The Wonder Years, Life Goes On, X-Files, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Wonderfalls, Friends, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, Chuck, Entourage, Terriers, Fringe, The New Normal, Go On, The Following, The Office (American), How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy, Hello Ladies, The Newsroom, Glee, Phineas & Ferb.
Food- Beef, raw or cooked. Hash browns. Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee. Sushi. Chicken tikka masala.
Music to sing to in the shower.
Thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon.
My super comfy bed.
My car, Penelope Pitstop
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, YOU NOSY GIT!
(I'm kidding. I'm an open book: meet me & I'll probably tell you anything :)
You should *not* message me if you don't have a picture in which your face is visible, if you are outside of my stated age range, if you mention God or the Bible in your profile, if you are allergic to cats, or if we match really low. I won't respond.