32Asheville, United States
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My self-summary

This isn't working out robot monsters, but here....Extremely dry dry dry sense of humor otherwise im the goof in the buscket " that cab has a dent in it" Wandering these sights in hopes that whence again I am stranded in the wilderness with internet connectivity promiscuity tendencies I will have my trusty 3D printer handy programmed to produce excited company to share a festive whiskey antler percussion bear hide kebab blanket singalong sesh sans punctuation oops (other than ''''''') yes my friends call me nuttywanker but i agree press print damn wheres the harmonica juice and the wasabi? (had to) """""""share your luck? I love you and it and, and. Love me. I love and, and you. Asparagus egg bbq tacos exist.
What I’m doing with my life
Embellishments aside, I write, paint, cook, explore, and doctor our tree pals. I thrive in the uncomfortable, but I need naps.
I’m really good at
reenacting movies recently watched
The first things people usually notice about me
I dress like an old man. Wool is key to survival.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's talk.
Six things I could never do without
Yum Yums
My animal friendlies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
dinosaurs and crossword clues.
On a typical Friday night I am
jazz. drinks. conversing. fool dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My birthmark is located on my retina...no I didn't say rectum u sick silly shite slinger. Also, I get nervous when I miss Jeopardy.
You should message me if
you like pontificating.
The two of us